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REVALATION!:
I have finally come to a decision. Not only will I obtain a funky-retro domain name for the site, but I shall relaunch it completely, as this is the only way I think possible to get me doing it again...
Come back soon for more details...
The more details are here!
The new address is (of course) www.jme-is-lord.co.uk!!! It should become active on the 27th of October 2002 - go there by all means, but don't expect much.
You will also henceforth be able to contact me on webmasterdude@jme-is-lord.co.uk :)
Just felt I'd go a bit Disco for a while...
I'm done now.
Warning! Whatever you do, DO NOT CLICK HERE! NOTHING GOOD OR FUNNY WILL HAPPEN! NO NAKED WOMEN WILL APPEAR!
I noticed it tessalates into a really cool trippy funky thingy...check it out here, just remember you saw it here first ;)
*Coming Soon* Thanks to my recently discovered/explored digital camera software and a general want (shared by my friends and myself) to blow stuff up and throw stuff at each other, I will be constructing a whole new, sparkly and exciting section:
Projects and Experiments! (note the exclamation mark)
My first ideas at initial projects are really just get me and me mates in the right mood dealie, such as; 'Home made Chicken Nugget lacrose', and the 'let's see what happens when we freeze/burn....'. As I haven't told the mateys concerned yet, shhhhh. You can keep a secret right?
Wow, breakthrough was easy. Can now get Media Player or Real Player files online, all I've got to figure out now is how to embed the player into the page, instead of just as a downloadable file/seperate window...I can get the code and working blah blah blah just not with my files yet :(
Wow I feel totally honoured (seriously), when I got this message:
Just stopped by to say hello. A.K. from "Why America Sucks."
in one of my polls. This is a seriously cool dude, from http://www.geocities.com/roguepoet01/ (Why America Sucks). I recommend you check it out. It has meaning.
-Jme
Just so you know, my email address is now on the page, just click the button somewhere below on this page...
- Jme
News
30/8/02 - Global Cows 2 added, which compliments Global Cows 1 rather nicely, except less from a geographical view, more a life-based-orientation view...
28/8/02 - Another, phatty update - Riddles, Jesus is Watching, The Stella Awards (highlighting another factor that annoys me about Americanisation), Real Rainbow (to spoil your childhood memories), Airlines, and A Childs Prayer
28/8/02 - The Moon, My Virus Encounter. And updated How to be less american, with the bits that were on this page.
14/7/02 - Off on me hols tomorrow, so definately no updates for a while, unless I can get a pc and remember my password. Seeya soon.
7/7/02 - A few quotes added to the random marquee on every page (that's the moving words in the purple bar) as I haven't added much lately. Really, I'm just waiting for inspiration to hit.
3/7/02 - Global Cows added, more to come I just got a load of seemingly funny emails
28/6/02 - In the menu bar (that thing down the left with the links - the frame) I have inserted a small repositry of knoledge, to answer any of those (conveniently yes/no) questions you may have about life.
26/6/02 - Been promoting the site a bit, signing a few guestbooks, annoying people in chatrooms by throwing links at them etc...almost got 1000 visitors, cushdy. Four new pages added to funny stuff:What your cat REALLY does,
Still waiting...,
Nice tits!,and
This cat really freaks me...
25/6/02 - Honestly the last update today, a rather groovey game added, the Drop Game
25/6/02 - Yes, another update; What am i?
25/6/02 - A quick joke shoved up, Down on the farm..., plus some funny Horoscopes, and a blonde joke. Also Lists of why..., although you've probably been emailed this before.
25/6/02 - A new article, The Worlds Most Unlucky Stage Divers
22/6/02 - An addition to the conspiracy page I'm rather proud of - The Problem with the Pencils...
22/6/02 - TWO WHOLE NEW SECTIONS! Poems makes up the deep meaningful element the site was perhaps lacking in...and Old News is fairly self explanatory...it's a place for old news dumbarse
21/6/02 - 3 updates in one day, whatever have you done to deserve me...oh wait nothing....don't know why I bother...ooh ya updates, couple more things in Funny Stuff section just above the earlier update: 'Cow Worshipping' and 'Exams?!?!'
21/6/02 - Wow another update today, I'm in the zone...some more downloads up.
21/6/02 - LOADS new stuff jammed up today, too much I can't be bothered to list it all. I think, off top of my head, that they're mainly the top 5 items in Funny Stuff
19/6/02 - New poll added down thaaar, old polls put into the Old Polls section, but decided was too full so made a new page to overflow to, rather originallly named Old Polls 2
18/6/02 - One more exam left, an getting back into the spirit of updating, with a semi-worthwhile addition, The Matt Groening Conspiracy
30/5/02 - Christ, I wrote the date earlier today I wrote 29/6/01, god I'm slow....anyway, yea...
I was sitting in my geography exam earlier today (fun stuff, them GCSEs), and what should I see but the MARK OF SATAN on my answer book! I'm immensely truthful - it had 6/6/6 written on the bottom of the front cover! AQA geography, higher tier, check if you like! I really should have written this up in to a long and humourous conspiracy, but I'm a lazy bastard, or so I'm told. So nyar.
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How many Americans does it take to replace a lightbulb?
Two: One to replace the lightbulb, and one to sue the original lightbulb manufacturer for pain and suffering for having to change the lightbulb, compensation for lost light, and to set a new legal precedent requiring lightbulb manufacturers to state clearly that lightbulbs may require replacing and that the manufacturer is in no way responsible for lost wages or any other consequential damages as allowed by law.
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