EARTH ELEMENT: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
To err is human. To blame it on someone else is even more
human.
FIRE ELEMENT: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
Meditation comes easily to your new girlfriend? No wonder.
You have to make your mind completely blank. Hers already
is.
AIR ELEMENT: Aquarius, Gemini, Libra
No, thanks. I don't want a photo of your boyfriend. I do
believe there's one in every post office.
WATER ELEMENT: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
Remember: bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they
always point upwards from the floor. Especially in the dark.