SOCIALISM:
You have two cows.
You keep one and give the other to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM:
You have two cows.
The Government takes both and shares the milk with you and your neighbour.
FACISM:
You have two cows.
You give the milk to the government and they sell it back to you.
NAZI-ISM:
Government shoots you and takes both cows.
CAPITALISM:
You have two cows.
You milk them, throw away the milk to keep the price up.
SADISM:
You have two cows.
You shoot them both and drown yourself in the milk.
APARTHEID:
You have two cows.
You give the black cow's milk to the white cow to drink, and don't milk the white cow.
WELFARE STATE:
You have two cows.
You milk them and give them the milk to drink.
BUREAUCRACY:
You have two cows.
You fill in 17 forms in triplicate and you don't have time to milk them.
UNITED NATIONS:
You have two cows.
Russia vetoes the farmer from milking them. Britain and France veto the cows from
milking the farmers. USA abstains.
IDEALISM:
You have two cows.
You marry and your spouse milks them.
REALISM:
You have two cows.
You get married and you still milk them.
COMMON SENSE:
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull, and make more cows...duh...