"it's not a doll! you can't squeeze it and it'll go, 'i love you.'"
- prof. geary talks about why young girls shouldn't look for love by having a
baby
"i'm reading more shakespeare commentary. i think that the critics should just say
'Hamlet is a confusing play. Let's stop talking about it and drink some wine.'"
- becky's away message
"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to
do, but doesn't get you anywhere..."
- JonnyC
"If you think you won't be able to get into college, just remember, even George
Bush went to Yale."
- Mr. Nomachi
"war doesn't determine who's right, but who's left."
- heather (roswell)
"there are 50,400,000 results for "why" at the google search engine" - heather
"holy smokes!" - me
"i know. i was originally searching for the meaning of life throught the internet, but i was lazy and just typed why" - heather
"do we have to go into every store?" - boy at the mall with his parents
"yes, we do. she's a woman." - dad gives away mom's secret
"He says I treat all the girls I hang out with as sexual objects."
- anthony tells me about how his roommate perceives him
"i know i can't change the world, but we can."
- bono
"if they keep crashing stuff into the moon trying to find water and then the moon gets pissed off and the tides change and all women start PMSing together, you guys are going to fucking regret that."
- tori amos
"my wife says that i write like i'm brain damaged... and the irony is that i won the penmanship award in second grade."
- prof. geary
"the sense of loss is such a tricky one because we always feel like our worth is tied up into stuff we have, not that our worth can grow with things we are willing to lose."
- tori amos
"Do you go fishing?" - me
"Used to, but I never catch anything... besides a tan and a cold." - akamai
"i'm not hatin' on anyone's sternum."
- mr. wemple
rehearsal for the matchmaker:
"take those papers from him." - mad c
"give me those... you piece of shit." - rory ad libs