"We made pee-pee."
"Yes, Gary, you did."
-Gary
-Mr Wemple
Period 1
AP Biology
"Never before have I seen a word as accurate as politics. Poly meaning many and tic being a blood sucking thing."
"What's happening to me?! There's still food, but I don't want to eat it. I've become everything i hate!"
-Homer
at the steak house
"I'm Rich. You're Por (poor). I'm Song. You're Seng."
-Richard
"There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Ooo! Look at that one!"
-Grandpa Abraham Simpson
"Don't use the word orgy."
"What? Use the word group sex?"
-Me
-Rangel
"Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts to avoid you."
"Always borrow money from a pessimistic. They don't expect to get paid back."
"All you do is increase the entropy in the universe."
-Mr. Wemple giving his students an alternative to the insult "You're a waste of space."
"Why are there pubic hairs all over my soda?"
-Sergio
"People are never too busy to tell you all that they have to do."
"Meat pies don't look like babies!!!"
-Me
"ice bank mice elf."
-Sherri
"What good is sodium if it can't pass through a simple membrane?"
-Mr. Wemple
"I can't believe I just jaywalked in front of a cop...
and he didn't do anything about it...
Those lazy bastards!"
-Lauren