"Dying your hair doesn't make you a bad person... It just makes you trendy."
-Malinda
"When angry, count to four... When very angry, swear."
-Mark Twain
"elemental pee ( l m n o p )"
-Jeff
"That sucks monkey breath."
-Rangel
"I'm not cute. I'm sexy."
-Ms. Swan
"I'll wait for you to say something funny."
"I did say something funny."
::silence::
-Me
-Ratana
"This class is like a really good TV show."
-Me
Period 1
AP Biology
"I used to be schizophrenic, but we're fine now."
- T-shirt
"A life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?"
"I'm trying to find pictures of mops."
-Rangel
"Oh come on! Just take your big hose and put it in my hoo hoo!"
-Ms. Swan
"This chicken tastes like shrimp..."
-Me
"Some days my computer is fast. Others, it's slower than a turtle that died from heat stroke."
-Rangel
"Damn typos, They suck worse then a horny teacher."
-Rangel