"sorry, i'm not good with compasses. i'm not a turtle."
-mari
"we should stop pooping ourselves out."
-mari talks about studying
"This is a good reason for you to eat healthy food: so you won't have to have a trocar in your groin."
-mr. wemple
"what if their face was really ugly?" -mari
"two words: paper bag." -pat
"see. i don't like those. i don't like puffs. i like balls and sticks."
-anthony talks about cheese snacks
"ever since i ate lime jell-o, everything taste like soap."
-me
"i smile because i don't know what's going on."
-keychain
"empty your mind, be formless, shapeless like water.
now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup.
you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle.
you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
now water can flow or it can crash!
be water, my friend."
-Bruce Lee
"i think a lot when i hear the door bell ring. i wonder who it is. i'm thinking, 'should i answer the door? should i go... "hi"? maybe it's a jehovah's witness...'"
-p.m. on the study of behaviorism or rather what he thinks between hearing a doorbell and getting the door
"Most software says 'Requires Windows 98 or better', so I went with 'better' and bought a Macintosh!"
"When I was 3 years old, they tried to test my IQ. They showed me a picture of 3 oranges and a pear. They asked me, 'Which one is different and does not belong?' They told me, 'Different is wrong...'"
~Ani Difranco
"life is weird... and it doesn't taste bad either."
-jay
"instead of trying to be a success... be confident in being able to manage failure."
-Red Green
"We're evil people and we flush jellyfish down our saltwater toilet"
-mr. wemple
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