"Woah! If she couldn't handle a dog talking, she could never handle college life."
-me
"Wouldn't it be weird if your soul was in the shape of a dog?"
-Mari
"I want to see your cheeks expand like a chipmunk and explode."
-Mr. Sullo to Sean Curran who has a mouth full of pop rocks
period 6
Urban Sociology
"And I started measuring my Chinese food in fortune cookies."
-Anthony
"It's like, 'oh my god. holy poop!'"
-Mad C
"I'm a spic. I cross borders for a living."
-Sergio
"Ready? Death! But he's still smiling."
-Anthony when he squished a mini marshmallow that he drew a smiley face on
"Should my pants be off right now?"
-Henry at rehearsal for Backstage
"Hey guys! It's the scene where Rina wrestles Carl!"
"Sweet! He's so hot!"
-Martin reads his line
-Kristen ad libs
"a techie by any other name wouldn't nail as hard or screw as well"
-Mad C comes up with an alternative title for Backstage
"You can't poppify cinderella!!!"
-Mari
"there are two things that the bible talks about a lot: wine, and stuff that's hard to believe."
-a comedian featured on letterman
"you know what's weird? i can see my ears in my shadow"
-ted after his new haircut
"people are like nuts and bolts. they don't work well loose."
-red green talks about parties
"no! don't touch oprah!"
-paul