::looks at her gas gauge::
"I have gas problems..."
::laughs::
"My car has gas problems."
-Siv
aunt to ratana: "Your roommate is so good! Can i give him a Bible?"...
ratana to roommate: "Hey, you've got to stop doing homework when my aunt is over. She wants to give you a Bible."
"Can I have one of your animal crackers?"
"NO! Cause you like porn."
-Will
-Becky
"kharma is good and its the size of a quarter."
-Mari
"I should've realized it when I saw her molesting that mannequin in the dressing room."
-Quham
"banana hammock!"
-JD "Bambi"
Scrubs
"limes have nuts, right?"
"what?! limes have nuts?!"
::pause::
"limes have seeds, right?"
-Mary
-Me
-Mary again...
"wearing a turtle neck is like you're being strangled by a really weak guy... all day..."
-Mitch Hedwig
"satisfaction doesn't come from knowing the solution. it comes from why its the solution."
-Rosalind Franklin
Race for the Double Helix
"truth doesn't deserve to be ugly... truth is pretty."
-James Watson
Race for the Double Helix
"por... noo!!!!!!"
-Ted
(not really, but i don't know who said it first. oh well, he's always saying porno anyway)
"for the first time in my life, people weren't laughing at me... they were laughing toward me."
-homer simpson
"the glowing function seems to get turned on when the birds are."
-Mr. Wemple
in response to the article parrots will fluoresce for sex
"my head is itchy..." ::scratch scratch scratch::
"maybe you should shower more often."
-mari
-mr. wemple
"open Quham. no, don't open your legs. face the front."
-Christina gives stage directions