"He who never made a mistake, never made a discovery."
"Public speaking is very easy."
-Vice President Dan Quayle to reporters 10/88
"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive."
-Bumper sticker
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."
"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
"Better to be thought of as a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
-Abraham Lincoln
"I've scared you. I've said too much. I'm awkward and desperate for love"
-Matthew Perry as 'Chandler Bing' of Friends
"Don't poka da belly!"
-Me
"I had seven hours of sleep last night"
"You had that many?!"
-Me
-Lisa
"You should SEE that INVISIBLE barrier!!!"
-Mr. Elliott
"Leave my boogie alone!"
-Mary
"My monkeys got wet..."
-Me
"You can live with grandma."
"Yea, but... grandma smells like grandpa..."
-Stephanie
-Me
"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."
-Bertrand Russell
"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
-Robert Wilensky
"All you need is love."
-John Lennon
"You can complain because roses have thorns or you can rejoice because thorns have roses."
-Ziggy
"Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone."
-Pablo Picasso
"To teach is to learn twice."
-Joseph Joubert
"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them."
-William Clayton