the rants
#1 typing
#2 seahorses
#3 60 year old women in lapbelts
#4 she was mine, her name was jen, well maybe i was more her's
#5 look at that...stealing old people's socks, stealing young people's socks too, but not middleaged people's
#6 beep beep went the gay-o-meter...don't you have a gay-o-meter
#7 laying in bed with dykes...i know a dyke, doesn't everyone? i laid in bed with one too, oh you haven't done that either? well i guess that makes me better than you.
#9 you thought i was kidding about that #8 thing...
#10 sleeping in gutters for back support
#11 dell's and why they suck
#12 no spiders or visigoths
#13 the choke puppies, a biography
#14 sasquatch part 1...
#15 if only i had a prince charming
#16 bifocals and white powder wigs
#17 boobies and who-whos
#18 sasquatch part 2, 3, and 7.
check back every few days for something new...i am still screwing around with angelfire.com, eventually going to try and get some mp3s on here...as soon as i figure how to upload the crap...but i am slowly realizing that angelfire will not allow mp3s...but i haven't given up yet...ok now i have given up...i hate you angelfire.com... why don't you just go into a dark alley way and play russian roulette with a loaded gun by yourself... all i wanted was an mp3 on my page...was that too much to ask for?...yeah, so dell still sucks...
handicapped people of the world stand up, unite, and fuck with people
