hungry hungry hippos vs sockem bopers...
i have played with neither of these toys, so my estimation would be entirely based on commercial referal(which one is better based on the commercials). for starters i would like to say that it has been extremely difficult to judge these two very prestigious toys. you all know the rules, but for those of you that can't remember them or weren't paying attention to me in kindergarden when i pulled out my frog and told you the rules, they are as follows: each toy starts out with 50 points, and depending on how shitty, a certain aspect of a toy is, it will lose some points. the judging came down to the wire. but before the results of "which toy is better" is revealed, lets go over the pros and cons, the stuff that made me choose one over the other. sockem bopers...or is it sockem bopems? i can't remember, which is gonna cost em, bopers...oh wait it was bopers...well they are still gonna lose 10 points
hungry hungry hippos vs sockem bopers
50..............................40
now really the only reason that i think the name of the boxing toy is that is because of the jingle that is played throughout the commercial...that jingle is still stuck in my head, i am gonna have to take off 10 points from the sockem toy.
hungry hungry hippos vs sockem bopers
50..............................30
next issue, the sockem toy is a boxing glove, and thats pretty much it, and that is pretty lame. if anything i should give the hippo game extra points, who comes up with hungry hippos... but i can't do that unless they had already lost points...so back to the lame toy...i mean, c'mon, if boys are gonna hit other boys, sure put something on their hands, but make it something so that they can either do some damage to another person or something, so for that the toy loses 10 points...the toy is meant to teach kids how to beat the crap out of the smaller kids in far back stall of school bathrooms...as a hazardous toy i have no choice but to remove an additional 10 points.
hungry hungry hippos vs sockem bopers
50...............................10
alrighty...sockem bopers, are just an inflateable pillow, that you make a fist inside of for about 10 minutes of entertainment, kindof like either an inflateable sheep, or a real woman. but the fact that you have to fist this toy when you are a little child is not a healthy thing. so i am going to have to deduct 9 points from the toy.
hungry hungry hippos vs sockem bopers
50..............................1
now as we look at the final score we can see that this was a very close match up. hungry hungry hippo 50 and sockem bopers 1...whew, so until next time hungry hungry hippos is still undefeated.
which game among you can defeat hungry hungry hippos...a game that was played in the 80s?... perhaps a game that is still collecting dust at your local toy store... who knows?
"crackers in pepsi-cola with a side of pickle"
do you remember in elementary school when all the kids would show off to the others, by making the most disgusting food mess possible?...well i do, we would stick pizza in chocolate milk, and then pull it out, and put mashed potatoes, and crackers on it... and then the other kids would dare one kid to eat it, and ofcourse he would, but all the girls would say something like "eww" or "gross", or something to just say that it was disgusting. ok i was just wondering.
and i bet you were wondering where the spiders and visigoths were mentioned within this rant. but cmon, didn't you read the title...it said that there were no blah blah blah, not, there will be 19 spiders and 2154 visigoths... well apart from the ones that were just mentioned, there aren't any. just because something is titled...what was that saying? you can't judge a supermodel's breasts by her overcoat... its very true... you can't. but when they are naked or near to it...and you can finally see there breasts then you can judge them,...is one bigger than the other, do they droop, are they real...now there is an important question...are they real?
so i think until next time i will leave you with this...
if you do piss in the wind, make sure you push it out, and pee really hard...
go where?
home
dell can go to hell
choke them puppies...choke em hard...till they die
