airmen against drunk driving...
its a good idea in theory. airmen picking up other airmen when they are drunk, regardless of the time that an airman is drunk. so for instance, i am drunk at 4 in the morning on the other side of san antonio, or even kerrville(more than 70 miles away... i know i took dewey out there)...i just make a phone call and some sober airman will come and pick me up. the only problem is: most airmen are raging alcoholics. i am not making that up...when a weekend comes up the only sober airmen are the ones that are at work. the only sober weekend i had was the one that we just had, that i have explained before, and i didn't ever get a phone call. actually there is another problem, the aadd isn't in effect yet, so if a few of my friends and i were drunk, only i would get a ride home. if the person that i call doesn't know the other people that are with me, they don't get a ride. seems selfish enough, right? i talked to ray about it(he is heading it up) and he said that the people that are signed up for this group aren't properly trained for picking up drunken kids(i only say kids because that is pretty much what we are, early to late 20's, and drunk when we aren't at work or school). i didn't realize that i needed to be trained to pick up my drunk friends. i could have killed someone without the proper training... which i really have no idea what it could be. i think most of us are licensed to drive. we know how to tell people to buckle up. we know how to ask for their id's when we are coming into the gate. i think the only thing that would prevent anyone from being able to do something like this, would be: being a woman. if you are a woman, you could be harrassed. so if you are a lady...have the guys that you pick up sit in the backseat, or refuse to pick them up. oh wait there is one more problem, and it deals entirely with the way the government works, if you pick up someone that is drunk, and they are underage, and you are of age, you get fined and taken to jail. the government sees that as contributing to the delinquiency of a minor, even if you didn't supply the alcohol. he also gets some slap on the wrist(in the form of an article 15, its really just a piece of paper that goes in your governmental records... not seen in the outside world). but if you are pulled over by a cop with a drunken minor in the car, you are screwed even more, and all the people in your chain(at the top) are informed... where do i sign up? i can't wait to get in trouble for doing a good deed.
so the deal with sasquatch is that late one night after i passed out, this girl and two guys come over to my room. paul and danny were across the way, saw them, and told them to all head in and grab a drink. so the girl walks into my room. five minutes later, she still hadn't come out, and paul and danny were a little confused, didn't recognize them, so they went to investigate. they were all dressed for clubbing, not drinking with the neighborhood boys. paul was then a little scared, the two guys were basically standing gaurd outside my room, while this girl was in there trying to shake me awake. she wanted the pictures. he went into the room and asked what she was doing...she said "she came for the photos...duh, i just said that... and i am not leaving until i get them." paul told her that she wasn't gonna get them, "they were destroyed, there was no reason to keep them, and they should all leave, chris is not gonna wake up, for you or anyone, he hasn't slept in days." she started rummaging through my room(lucky for me i have alot of hiding places). so paul goes outside and asks what the guys are doing...and they say that they are here for her protection, they are nco(non-commisioned officers...in other words they have been in the military long enough to not have to do any work...just like real officers, but these guys are enlisted, so they are just staff seargents...big whoop). paul tells them "big deal, i am an airman, and i don't care what rank you are, you need to get your girl and leave. i am sure that your boss wouldn't approve of this." so they gather her up and haul her off, and paul and danny tell me all about this the next day. i personally don't know if it ever happened, but i don't they would come up with an elaborate little story just so that danny could hold on to the photos. the only trouble was finding them myself. i hid them when i was drunk. i have drunken hiding places and the only way to find one of the drunken hiding spaces, is by being drunk. so i bet you can guess what the 3 of us did that night.
well i think that is it for now. sorry this one wasn't as funny. i think i will hold off for awhile. atleast until something comes up that is really funny, like the time that we called that asshole bob up to the third floor just to send him away, that was funny, or the time that ray fed some hot sauce to a baby, or that time that i held a 3-year old up by his ankles and hit a wall with his head, that was funny... and it didn't even cost a dollar or anything, just a few lies to a girl that had a one night stand... whoever that guy was, was a genius. i still am unable to pull off a one nighter. like i said before, i have no game.
so until next time... don't press any buttons on your controller, until you have watched all the end credits(the obi won game for xbox... i beat it and hit a button, and can't watch the end credits until i beat the game again... damn you lucas arts... )
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