do you remember ace of base? i went on a downloading frenzy the other day and downloaded 5 or 6 videos along with a slu of mp3s. i hadn't ever seen any of their videos up until that day, and when i did, i didn't regret not seeing them. it looked like a bunch of crap that they tossed together in under 10 minutes. watching windows media player's visualizations were better thought out, and only slightly more painful on the eyes. ace of base is one of those bands that was around to make their first million and then they split(or didn't make anything decent after that). which is what i would probably do if i was a band made up of freaky looking old people.
redman...not all true...but i lied to make some of this story funnier...
ok this guy named nick who i played soccer with for years told me this joke about a redman, a green man, and another colored man. it has nothing to do with race, or pretty much what anyone would expect, but it is funnier to the person that tells the joke than it is to hear it. and of course it is purely ficticious... so in high school when asked to write a nonfiction story, i wrote about nick's story, i gave nick full credit for the story, i just wrote it out. around 3 weeks later after my illeterate teacher was through reading all 11 of our short stories, she said that another teacher was familiar with the story of the redman. i am thinking big deal, but she was going to call me a plagerist and get me arrested over something like that. the cops were already on their way. i explained the situation to them and they laughed at how stupid this teacher could be. although it is a crime, the authorities will in most cases(especially with children, not do a damn thing...they suggested to my un-named teacher, that i write or redo the assignment, keeping in mind that i not do the same story even though they said that the way i did it wasn't really plagerism... so much to my teacher's dismay, i was allowed to redo the assignment, and got a c or a d on the assignment, because the teacher didn't like the subject matter contained within the story. the story i wrote of was the evs the events that had just taken place in her class...i didn't really care though, it was my way of saying that she could...what would i have said?...suck an egg?... kiss my ass? well something to that effect.
the pool table...
when i lived in louisiana, just about the time that i moved over there i was invited to an entirely different jason(jason12345)'s apartment...to drink and hang out and have a good time. noah and wendy invited me to go over with them. so i went. they had a pool table there, its not there anymore, jason12345 moved out. but back to the story... at the apartment we all got drunk and decided to climb up on the roof...there was a girl there that was really cute and into me, so i decided to climb up too. we could all see the football stadium up there, lsu was playing and i think they won the game too. we stayed up there until our drinks were all gone and decided to climb down... jason12345 climbed down first without any problems, then the girl, then some other guy and then i climbed to the edge...started climbing down and then threw myself off so that i wouldn't get caught by the drain gutter. but instead of missing it, i caught it with my belt and like a slingshot, the rocks in the gutter flew all over the table and the deck and everyone on the couch underneath the overhang. i am telling you there were rocks everywhere. the pool table was ruined. i was really embarrassed. i fell right on the edge of the pool table right on my butt. but my pride was hurt more than my ass. i apoligized about a thousand times that night to jason12345, and wendy, and everyone that i tossed rocks on, but they were all laughing and asking me if i was ok too much to realize that i was embarrassed. i was thinking that it the worst night of my life, but they all loved me all the more for it. don't ask me why, i don't know... but the one thing that i did realize is that in their eyes if you break something of a friend, they will be all the more a friend to you. after that i was so at ease, even though i did help clean up the pool table and the deck.
and that does it for the shortest blah blah blah ever...
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