Five Go Mad in Middle-Earth



Kinkyhobbit’s and Kevswitchau’s very own Middle-Earth Trilogy begins here! It’s an Alternative Universe where the Famous Five go on one of their cycling holidays – and end up in Middle-Earth following hobbits, tagging along with the Fellowship and generally getting involved an any queer goings-on they can find. Part One, The Famous Five and the Mystery of Moria, is a work in progress. The second and third parts of the trilogy will follow after the films are released.


Authors:  Kinkyhobbit and Kevswitchau, with invaluable support and ideas from Susie the Fabulous Rock Balancer.

Genre:  AU, Humour, LOTR/Famous Five crossover

Rating:  M

Warnings:  Extreme silliness and lewd sexual innuendo. Yay!

Disclaimer:  We take no responsibility for the characters, but full responsibility for their circumstances.

Acknowledgements: Huge thanks to J R R Tolkien and Enid Blyton for creating these characters, and being dead enough not to bother us for abusing them. Mega huge thanks to Peter Jackson for being such a visionary genius, and to Peter, Fran Walsh and Phillipa Boyens for such a beautiful film. Additional thanks to Cassie Claire (Secret Diaries of the Fellowship) and Comic Strip Presents (“Five Go Mad in Dorset” and “Five Go Mad on Mescalin”). Nods of acknowledgement to Kate Bush, Paul Kelly, Lassie, Hercules Returns, Fawlty Towers, Monty Python, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, South Park, The A-Team and Raiders of the Lost Ark.


Part One – The Famous Five and the Mystery of Moria

Chapter 1  Chapter 2  Chapter 3  Chapter 4  Chapter 5  Chapter 6  Chapter 7




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