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ma: Scientist x Absurdist ()
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Absurdist x Absurdist
Self-Referential
So would the absurdist view of abusurdity be reality (in a cynical/material sense)?
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Sci x Abs (qauntum) --> Schoredenger's Cat
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Biefly, the idea of Schrodenger's Cast is thus:
A cat in enclosed in box that has a poison
vial that will be broken if and when a
certain random radio-active particle is
emmeited in the chamber and triggers the
breaking of the vial.
The question arises is this: Is the cat alive
or dead? Until we actually look, we don't know
whether the particle has been emmited or not.
It might have been emitted the momemnt after
we sealed the box, it it might not be emitted
until long after the heat-death (EndGame) of
the universe (estimated some 60 Billion years
from now).
From a certain quantum theoretic POV (point of view)
until we open the box, the cat is BOTH alive and
dead - with equal probability.
Now, we enter the absurdist variables as follows:
Taking into account the possible functional expansions
of the so-called "der-Katz" -[der Katz]- (lecture extract)
we proceed as follows:
1) The learned professors (obviously "dog people"
and not "cat people") manage finally (amid many
scratches from the "subject") to place the cat
in the chamber, secure it securely, and activate
the radio-isotope-radiation-particle-emmittier-of-death,
and repair to a near by pub to contemplate their
"experiment".
2) The janitor (which can be known by one of three names
"Joe", "Sally", or "Toby") enters and opens the
experimental chamber (also rather less euphemistically
refere tod as "the death box"). Using a "shishs"
and "chik.-chik" series of coded verbal messages
calms the cat.
3) Into the place of the cat device onto which is written
on an index card the word "CAT". This is mounted on a
stick that passes through the middle of the back of the
card. Onto that backside, is an identical card which
has the word "CAT" with a large "not" (/) mark. Thence,
if and when the radio particle "fires" the card will
rotate and at some time in the future after winding
first one way, then slowing, and then winding back
the other way, will after some (undetermined number
of "oscillations") come to show either CAT or CAT
Now the follwoing questions arise:
1) Will the janitors (even if it is only ONE of the janitors;
ie, Joe, Sally, Toby) be in time to save the cat and
install the device?
2) If as they are installing the device, the random-particle-of-death
"fires", and they are all killed (the cat being taken as a
separate case - see below) is the experiment to be considered
a success or not? Does the phrase "excepting acts of God"
in the insurance policy(s) of the janitor(s) apply or not?
3) Assuming the cat escapes but is then run over by one of the
professors conducting the experiment to PROVE THE IN-DENIABILLITY
of the CERTAINTY OF THE UN-CERTAINTY PRINCIPLE, does this
negate the concept of destiny?
4) Is the entire experiment rendered "merely" theoretical by
the fact, that if *anyone* who has ever tried to fit a
cat into even a nice carrying case to take it to the vet,
will attest - the probability of getting a cat into
an "experimental chamber" (even one without a vial of
poison and a radio-nuclide chambre) - 'tain't gonna happen.
These concludes our presentation at this time.
transcribe by Frank via fleeding AT hotmail DOT com
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