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一切錯誤由此起 This Cause All Wrong
Fri, 25 Oct 2013
救護員
Topic: 10奇遇 Trek
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跟住呢個故仔,可能大家都會有d印象.

咁大熱天時,以前住公屋個個都打開門訓架啦,有d阿伯仲會行張帆布床係走廊訓添啦.而我屋企就會掃乾淨塊地,鋪張席係地下,我同阿爸就對正鐵閘,頭向走廊咁訓.

個陣我5,6歲到啦,有一晚,訓訓下,聽到出面有腳步聲,其中一個就問係邊呀?另一個就答係個便.行過我頭頂我就望下啦,原來係兩個著白衫白褲既救護員,我就同阿爸話:爸爸,有兩個救護員呀!阿爸就話:唔好理呀,訓啦!

佢地行到去走廊尾,過左一陣就行番轉頭,我再望,就見到尾房個阿伯跟住佢地走.咁我梗係以為佢要去醫院啦,咁我就同佢講:阿伯你要走呀?!阿伯:係呀,我要就啦!!!

跟住頭先問野個個救護員就話:呢個細路見到我地呀,使唔使帶埋佢走呀?!!!!!

咁我就即刻同呀爸話:爸爸,個救護員話要帶埋我走呀!!!!!

咁我呀爸就即刻彈開眼,抬高頭,好緊張咁話:唔好啦,佢咁細個,唔好帶佢走啦!!!!!!

另外個個救護員諗左一陣就話:算啦,佢咁細個!!!????!!!

跟住阿伯就同佢講:我可唔可以講底幾句呀????!!!!

個救護員就話:講啦!

阿伯就好平靜咁同我講:我都無咩野交底架啦,叫呀成唔使掛住我啦,比心機讀書考大學啦!!??!!

我:哦!拜拜!

咁佢地走左,我就繼續訓啦,第朝起身番學,就梗係乜都唔記得晒啦!

到5,6點做完功課出走廊玩,玩玩下記起喎!咁我阿公一家都係住係到,咁我就問舅父:舅父,呀尾房肥肥地矮矮地個個阿伯係咪阿成老豆呀?"係呀!"阿成係咪考大學呀!!!!?"係呀!"

咁我就走去走廊尾叫呀成,阿成就係屋企行出黎,木無表情咁:"做咩呀!"今朝番學差d唔記得左,你阿爸尋晚係咪去左醫院呀?"係呀!"佢話叫你唔使掛住佢呀,叫你比心機讀書考大學呀!"下!佢幾時同你講呀?"尋晚跟兩個救護員去醫院個陣囉!"仲有咩講呀?"無啦,佢話無咩講啦,淨係叫你地唔使掛住佢,叫你比心機考大學囉!"哦!"跟住就擰轉身番入屋,我諗佢同屋企人講掛!

咁我講完就唔理咁多,走去繼續玩啦.玩玩下呀婆呀公舅父阿媽成班人就走黎問我:"你同阿成講咩呀?"佢阿爸叫佢比心機讀書考大學囉!"佢尋晚同你講呀?"係呀"尋晚幾時呀?"訓訓下教有兩個救護員帶佢走個陣囉!"咩救護員呀?"白衫白褲個d救護員囉!"點帶佢走呀?"跟住後面行囉!"你點見到呀?"打開門訓教訓地下個頭對住鐵閘加嗎!爸爸都見到格!

咁啱阿爸又放工返黎喎!咁佢地就即刻問阿爸有無咁既事啦!"邊到有呀,佢發夢唶!"有呀!個救護員話我見到佢地要帶埋我走,你話我咁細個,叫佢地唔好帶埋我走呀!

呀爸望住我,眼定定,無出聲,佢地又問我呀爸係咪有呀,呀爸話:邊到有唶!!!!咁我又唔理啦,我都唔知有咩咁大件事,我有我繼續玩,佢地有佢地繼續起哄!

件事未完喎!過左幾日,居然又見到個兩個救護員,今次仲帶走左兩個訓走廊既呀伯添,個救護員自然話又見到你個細路呀,兩個呀伯自然又交帶左幾句,我自然又第朝唔記得左,自然玩玩下又記得,自然又講番比佢地屋企人聽,自然我屋企人又問長問短,自然成條走廊都係哄啦!

最得意係個個都好似未訓咁,個救護員問:"邊個呀?"另外個個就話:"你呀,要走啦!"下,我要走呀!咁個呀伯就自己起身."仲有個個呢?"佢呀,呢個呀!"下,我都要走呀!"咁個呀伯又自己起身.唔使哎名,唔使掂佢,指下就得!

講到呢到,我當然就梗係唔知呢幾個阿伯唔係去左醫院啦,有乜理由會跟住救護員"行"去醫院先得架?!!!

件事都未完喎!又過左幾日,歡樂今宵就個個禮拜有一個鬼故,今次就做左我呢個故事出黎啦,呀盧 david仲話到明係真人真事改編添!不過個細路就變左考大學既後生仔,亦都唔會訓公屋地下,而係讀書合著訓訓下起身痾尿行出廳見到,而個兩次既老人亦都變左佢阿爺阿嫲啦!唯一無變既就係個兩個白衫白褲既救護員囉!我同屋企人一齊睇完,我仲話點解咁似我早幾日講既野既!抄我架?

各位朋友,記唔記得歡樂今宵呢個鬼故呀?!!嗚~~~~~!!!!!

Posted by planet/allwrong at 17:30 BST | Post Comment | Permalink | Share This Post
Updated: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 16:09 BST

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