The Non-Scorers Club Web Page!

Jason: All right! I knew they would choose me!

Scott: Hey, Jason, you don't have time to show this person around!

Jason: I don't? Why not?

Scott: 'Cuz you have an appointment in the barrel tonight!

Mike: Yeah, and you're his first customer, aren'tcha Scott? Ha ha!

Jason & Scott: Shut up, Duncan! We'll kick your ass!

Mike: Yeah, right, ladies! No one can beat The Duncan!

Scott: I'm gonna waffle your ass, Mike! You can't hide behind your girlfriend now!

Jason: How can he hide behind his girlfriend, ya moron!? She's only two feet tall!

Mike: That's it, Barrel-boy! You can't say that and get away with it! Don't think I'm gonna leave you out of this ass kicking, Virgin-boy!

Scott: Aw, that's it, Mike! You're goin' down!

Jason: Yeah, Fro-boy! You're gonna feel the sole of my shoe in your ass! You too, Virgin-boy!

The three once again start to kick the hell out of each other... what would you like to do now?

Jason! I don't believe any of that stuff about the barrels! You are too cool for that! When you get done kicking those loser's asses, please show me around!

Scott, those two women don't know what they're talking about! I would be eternally greatful if "Eternal Sexy" showed me around!

Mike, I know you're gonna win anyway, so I want you to show me around, okay? I want to be able to tell everyone that The Duncan showed me around the Non-Scorers Club web page!

If you don't want ANY of those three to show you around, how about having the group of Jake, Seth, and Lucie show you around? If that doesn't work for you, how about the group of Brad and Justin?

Or what about having that surprise mystery guest show you around?