Mike: Coolness! I get to show this person around the web page!
Mike: Coolness! I get to show this person around the web page!
Jason: What the hell is this person thinking!? I'm a better choice than Fro-boy over here!
Scott: Yeah! Me too!
Jason: No, you're not, Scott. Just me.
Scott: You better shut the hell up, Navy-boy! Or I will kick your ass, and that's the bottom line, 'cuz Eternal Sexy said so!
Jason: You can't even come up with your own stuff! You're a loser!
Scott: I'll show you who the loser is, ya stupid bitch!
Jason and Scott resume fighting while Mike just watches with a confused look on his face...
Mike: I think I'll just let those women figure that stuff out on their own. Now I can get to the task at hand, which is to show you around this web site. I--
The Backstreet Boys: Hey, there! Is this the Non-Scorers Club web page? We want to look around, but we can't find a guide. Can ya help us out?
Mike: Well, I was just about getting ready to read a book right now... but I suppose for such cool guys as yourselves, I can make an exception. And don't worry, this person here won't mind 'cuz you guys are big stars an' all.
Scott and Jason suddenly stop fighting with each other and realize who has just shown up...
Scott: What the hell!? You guys aren't allowed to see our web page! We'll kick your asses!
Jason: Well, I don't know, Scott. They aren't really so bad. That Nick guy is kinda cute.
Scott: What the fuck!? Jason, snap out of it and help me kick their asses!
Scott smacks Jason...
Jason: Thanks, I needed that! Now, let's grab their asse--, er, I mean, let's kick their asses!
Mike: No way, you guys! These dudes are the coolest! You can't hurt them! How about instead I just kick both of your sorry asses, huh!? Let's do it!
The three begin (once again) to kick the holy hell out of each other... what would you like to do now?
Hell ya! Go get 'em, Scott! When you get done, you can show me around, aight!?
Maybe you would prefer to have a different group of Non-Scorers show you around. How about the group of Jake, Seth, and Lucie? Or maybe the group of Brad and Justin?
Or how about taking a chance on that surprise mystery guest? 
Tired of all of this constant fighting? Want to just get past all of it and get to the main Non-Scoring page? You can do so by clicking here.