Jake: Woohoo! The viewer wants me to show them around! They must have very good taste!
Jake: Woohoo! The viewer wants me to show them around! They must have very good taste!
Seth: You damn sissy. The reason they made this choice was so that I could show them around.
Lucie: Let me get this straight. There could very well be a hot guy viewing this page, and you think he would want one of you two to show him around? Get a life, guys.
Jason: If it really is a hot guy, maybe he made a mistake. I bet he meant to choose the link where I show him around.
Jake: Aren't you gone yet, you loser!? Get out of here! This is my show!
Seth: I agree with Jake for once, Jason. The only difference is, this is MY show!
Jake: Yeah, right, girlie-boy. I said the viewer had good taste, not sucky, Badgers blow-a-lot taste.
Seth: Man, you just bought yourself one grade-A ass whoopin'!
Jake: Bring it on, ya freakin' lesbian. As Scott would say, I'm gonna waffle your ass!
Lucie: I can't believe I got stuck in a group with you two babies... *sigh*
Jake and Seth once again begin to beat the holy hell out of each other. What would you like to do?
Jake is a pathetic wimp! Seth, when you get done mopping the floor with him, please show me around!
Lucie, let those two idiots fight if they want to. I want YOU to show me around anyway!
How about having one of the other groups show you around? Would you like the group of Jason, Scott, and Mike to guide you? What about the fearsome two-some of Brad and Justin?
What do you think of that surprise mystery guest!?
What about...