The Non-Scorers Club web page!

Jason: Yeah, boy-ee! I knew this person wanted a real man to show them around!

Mike: Yeah, they apparently wanted a real UGLY man!

Scott: Mike, are you sure he even qualifies as a man?

Jason: Hey! I'm not Marcella, all right! I am not an it. You guys are just mad 'cuz I kicked your asses and that this person loves me so much that they want me to show them around!

Scott: You didn't kick my ass! You just tried to grab my ass, ya Navy loving freak!

Jason: Well, if you hadn't been begging me to do it, I wouldn't have!

Scott: Man, that's just wrong. Like I would go around asking you do that. You're a sicko, Jason. I'm outta here!

Scott leaves...

Jason: Well, Mike, what the hell are you waiting around for, huh!? You gotta get your ass out of here, too!

Mike: It's always about asses with you, isn't it, Jason?

Jake: I thought everyone thought that that was my fetish!

Jason: Jake, what the hell are you doing here!? You and Mike need to leave already! Geez! I have work to do here!

Jake: He gets worked up over the tiniest things, dontcha think, Mike?

Mike: No kidding. Let's get out of here, Jake.

Mike and Jake both leave...

Jason: It's about time that we were alone. I mean, how can I think straight with those jackasses constantly getting in my way. Now then, how about we start ourselves off? I think our first stop should be my personal profile page. It has a ton of information about me that you might find useful since I'm showing you around. All you gotta type to get there is--

Michael Jackson: Um, excuse me, but I'm trying to find Jason Dumolt. I hear that he is a Non-Scorer.

Jason: AAAAHHHH! What the hell are you doing here!? I mean, what do you need him for?

Michael Jackson: Well, I want him to play with my monkey. A couple of guys in the Navy said he loves to do that with them. Say... you look kind of familiar. Are you Jason!?

Jason: AAAAHHHH! What the hell is wrong with you, ya jackass!? It's a good thing that I've never even heard of Jason Dumolt!

Jake: Yeah he has, Michael! He's sees Jason every day 'cuz he IS Jason!

Jason: Damn it, Jake! Ya fuckin' jackass! I'm gonna kill you!

Jake runs away as fast as he can, and Jason chases after him. Michael Jackson joins in hot pursuit of Jason's sexy body... so what would you like to do now?

Aw, that's disgusting, Jason! You probably WANT Michael to catch you, huh!? That's sick! I want that stud known as Scott to show me around!

What the hell just happened in here!? First is was all normal and now all hell has broken loose! The only person that can fix this mess is The Duncan! I want Mike to show me around!

Fed up with this group of people? Want another group of Non-Scorers to show you around? How about the group of Jake, Seth, and Lucie? Or how about the group of Brad and Justin?

Or how about taking a chance on that surprise mystery guest?

Just plain fed up with everyone in the entire Non-Scoring group? Want to just skip this crap and get to the main web page? You can do so by clicking here.