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Justin: Yeah, baby! This person wants to see me in action! Let's get it on!

Brad: Lump, they don't want to see you, they want to see me! If they wanted to see you, they could go to any gorilla cage at the zoo.

Justin: You're just jealous, Brad!

Brad: Of what?

Justin: That I get more women that you do. It's 'cuz I'm so much better looking.

Brad: I don't think so. Just because you can ask out some inflatable doll and pretend that she says yes doesn't mean that you are getting more women than I am.

Justin: Hey, real women go out with me, too!

Brad: Lump, your sister and your mom don't count.

Justin: I'm not counting them!

Brad: Well, you can't count any other female relatives either, ya fat geek.

Justin: You're really beginning to piss me off, Brad.

Brad: Whatcha gonna do about it, Doll boy? Sit on me!?

Justin: I'm gonna kick your ass is what I'm gonna do!

Brad: You wish, Lump! Bring your fat ass over here so I can beat it, ya bitch!

The two (well, thirty-five if you count Justin correctly) start kicking each other's ass. In light of the current situation, what would you like to do now?

Brad, when you get done kicking that fat tub of lard's ass, please show me around! I want to know how "bad" you really are!

Justin, I know you can crush that sissy pipsqueak! I think that the bigger you are, the more there is to love! Please show me around!

If neither of those two tickle your fancy (or anything else, for that matter), how about having the group of Jake, Seth, and Lucie show you around, huh? Maybe you would prefer the group of Jason, Scott, and Mike?

Or, how about having that surprise mystery guest show you around...?