Scott: Oh yeah, baby! I knew this person would make the right choice! You two losers can get lost!
Scott: Oh yeah, baby! I knew this person would make the right choice! You two losers can get lost!
Jason: I can't believe this! This is bullshit! I want a recount!
Scott: The only thing you're gonna be counting is how many times I put my foot in your ass if you don't get the hell out of here!
Jason: This place sucks anyway. I wouldn't want to show anyone around that would pick YOU in the first place!
Scott: That's it, Barrel-bitch, now leave already!
Jason leaves...
Scott: And what are you still doing here, Mike? Didn't I tell you to leave, too?
Mike: I'm going over to my girlfriend's house, 'cuz you suck.
Scott: I don't recall letting you say anything, Fro-boy. You better leave now or I will waffle your ass!
Mike: Like I'm scared of a sissy like you, Scott.
Scott: You better be, bitch, 'cuz I will lay the smackdown on your candy ass! If ya smeeeeelllllll, what Eternal Sexy, is cookin'!
Scott kicks Mike in the butt to show his manlyness...
Mike: Ouch! Geez! I'm outta here!
Mike leaves...
Scott: I thought those losers would never leave! Now we can get down to the important stuff. First of all, I think you should stay away from Lump's personal profile page. In fact, a good place to start would be my personal profile page! All you gotta do is--
Christina Aguilera: Hi! I'm trying to get to the Non-Scorers Club web page. Can you help me?
Scott: Uh.......... um........ uh....... yeah!! In fact, I'm a Non-Scorer myself! My name is Scott!
Christina Aguilera: Really!? I love all Non-Scorers! Would you show me around, Scott? Please??
Scott: Um, sure! I'm not showing anyone else around right now anyway! I mean, at least not anyone as important or sexy as you! Let's go!
What would you like to do now?
Damn it, Scott! Mike was right, you DO suck! I want Mike the stud to show me around now!
Maybe you would prefer one of the other groups of Non-Scorers to show you around...? What about the group of Jake, Seth, and Lucie? Or how about the group of Brad and Justin?
Or how about taking a chance on that surprise mystery guest? 
Are you getting tired of this crap? Want to just skip past this bickering and get to the main page already? You can do so by clicking here.