Justin:WHAT!? You picked some chick over ME!? How could you do that!?
Justin:WHAT!? You picked some chick over ME!? How could you do that!?
Lucie: Oh my gosh, who the hell is this chump that's taking up my space? I need to start showing this person around our page!
Jake: Not chump, Lucie. Lump.
Justin: Damn it, Jake! I HATE it when you call me that! I'm gonna kick your ass!
Jake: Hey, Lump, we already did this once and you got your sorry ass kicked, remember?
Lucie: Hey, I'm trying to show this person around this web site! Can't you take it outside?
Jake: I don't know if it is physically possible to take Lump someplace. He's so huge, I'm not sure he can actually move his fat ass outside.
Justin: That's it!
Justin leaves crying while Jake kicks his sorry ass...
Lucie: Finally! I'm glad that's over! Now I can get back to showing you around this page! It isn't too bad, actually; as it also has several links to some of my personal web pages. Would you like to see 'em? You would!? Great! All I need you to do i-
Tom Hanks: Excuse me, but am I in the right place? I was looking for someone to show me around this web page...
Lucie: OH MY GOD! It's... it's... TOM HANKS!
Lucie swoons...
Tom Hanks: Yes, I know who I am. But like I said, I'm here to... wait, are you okay? Do you need some help?
Lucie: (weakly) Yes... I-I need... mouth... to mouth...
Tom Hanks: Really? Are you sure you need mouth-to-mouth because you fainted? Besides, what about this person viewing this page? Isn't this person going to be upset?
Lucie: I'm positive that this person would understand since this is a matter of... life... and death. Hurry up and kiss me, you fool!
What do you want to do now?
Or would you prefer to have an entirely different group of Non-Scorers show you around? How about the group of Jason, Scott, and Mike?
Or what about the final group of Brad and Justin?
Or... would you like to risk things and go with a surprise mystery
guest!? 