The Non-Scorers Club Web Page!

Jake: YEEEESSS!! I KNEW this person wanted me to show them around! Time for the LOSERS to get the hell out of here!

Seth: I can't believe this! What a disgrace! To lose to a sissy from Oregon!

Jake: Perhaps you didn't hear me, Badger-boy... you gotta get your sorry ass outta here and let me show this person around the web page! I mean, did you REALLY think you could stop the CREATOR of this site!? Yeah, right!

Seth: Well, viewer, I tried to stop you from having to listen to this worthless, pathetic, no-good, lying--

Jake: Hey! Knock it off! If you can't leave on your own, then I'll help ya!

Jake kicks Seth in the butt to help him on his way...

Seth: Ouch! Okay, okay! I'm gone!

Seth leaves...

Lucie: Jake, don't you dare try to touch my butt with any part of your body. I'm outta here.

Lucie leaves...

Jake: Well, now that I've got you alone, we can finally look at this fantastic web site I built! I really think you should try to Find the Spam, which can be found on the main page. Als-, hey! Who's that!?

Mariah Carey: Um, hi there. Are you Jake? My name is Mariah Carey. I'm here to see this web site. Can you show me around, please? I mean, if you aren't busy?

Jake: Uh........ um, er... uh, sure! Yeah, I'm not busy! In fact, I was just getting done with showing this person here around! It isn't often that I would get to show someone of your stature around, ya know?

Mariah Carey: Are you sure this person won't mind?

Jake: Of COURSE not! Now, if you will just follow me............

What will you do now?

Damn it, Jake! That was really cheap! I can't believe you just did that! I was wrong to choose you! I should have went along with a REAL man... like Seth! I want him to show me around!

Why would I want these BOYS to show me around, when I can have a beautiful WOMAN show me around instead!? Lucie, please show me around!

If you don't want Seth or Lucie to show you around, how about the group of Jason, Scott, and Mike? Perhaps the group of Brad and Justin is more your liking?

Don't like any of those choices? How about taking a chance on the surprise mystery guest!?

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