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Seth: Well, this is just another reminder that people from Wisconsin are better than people from Oregon... and that includes the Sucks! I mean, the Ducks!

Jake: This doesn't prove anything; except that this person obviously doesn't want the best person for the job to show them around.

Seth: Best person for the job!? You worked at a Dairy Queen for 6 1/2 years! Now you work at Bi-Mart! What do you know about good jobs!?

Jake: Hey, at least I don't settle for the Badgers being my favorite team.

Seth: That's it, bitch! Get outta here! I've got work to do! I gotta show this person around this page!

Jake: Yeah, yeah. Quit your whining, wussy.

Jake leaves...

Seth: Lucie, you can stay and watch while I show this person around if you want. I'll show you how a pro does it. You can ask questions as we go along, if it helps.

Lucie: Yeah, I got a question for ya. What the hell kind of nickname is "House"? Seth "House" Woolson? Where the hell did THAT come from?

Seth: That's three questions, Lucie. And if you don't want to hang around, you don't have to. In fact, it may be easier to do if I just do this by myself.

Lucie: You got it.

Lucie leaves...

Seth: 'bout time those two left. Now we can get down to business. I think the first place you should look is my personal profile page. In fact, you should probably just ignore the majority of the page and just visit my profile page. What's that? You want me to show you around the ENTIRE page!? What for!? The parts that don't involve me just plain suck! You want to see them anyway!? If that's the case, then YOU suck! You're probably an Oregon fan, aren't you? I knew it! You DO suck! I'm outta here!

What would you like to do now?

It's not me that has the problem, Seth, it's YOU! I want Jake to show me around! He at least knows some manners!

What was I thinking!? I should have just had Lucie show me around in the first place! Lucie, I have seen the error of my ways! Please show me around!

What about having the group of Jason, Scott, and Mike show you around? If you want someone else, perhaps you should try the group of Brad and Justin.

Or how about taking a chance on that surprise mystery guest?

Tired of these guys giving you the run around? Want to just get past this garbage and get to the web page? You can do so by clicking here.