Chandler and Monica

Chandler and Monica

Chandler and Monica are the best couple FRIENDS has seen yet! This page is dedicated to them! Here you will find, the history of how they met, funny lines spoken between them, a link to my Chandler and Monica picture gallery and much, much, more.

(My friend Alexandranna, has been kind enough to let me use some of her information for this page. The information I used from her, has a * infront of the title of the episode. A link to her webpage on Chandler and Monica can be found on the bottom of this page)

The History of Chandler and Monica

The One With The Birth:In this episode Monica starts crying on the phone to her mother and Chandler saves her. Later when waiting for Ross’ son to be born, Monica comments on how unfair it is that she has no husband or children.

(A woman passes hold her newborn twins)
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Chandler: You'll get one.
Monica: Oh yeah? When?
Chandler:All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: No, no, no.
Monica: What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
Chandler: [trapped] Uh, uh.
Monica: Well?
Chandler: Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack! [throws himself over the back of the chair he was sitting in]

The One With Phoebe's Husband: In this episode we find out that Chandler and Monica have told each other their biggest secrets. Monica told Chandler that her underwear on the telephone pole, and Chandler told Monica that he has a third nipple!

The One Where Ross Finds Out: In this episode Monica helps Chandler work out. They fight throughout the episode but they were so cute together and they had some really funny lines.

(Chandler collapses doing sit-ups)
Monica – Five more
Chandler – No!
Monica – Five more, and I’ll flash you
Chandler – One…….two…….two and a half… (COLLAPSES) Okay, how about you just show me one of them?

*The One Where Eddie Won’t Go*: In this episode Chandler, who can’t sleep in his apartment because Eddie (his psychopath roommate) watches him sleep, sleeps on the girls couch. In the middle of the night, Monica pauses watch an adorable Chandler sleep. Of course the moment is ruined because of Chandler’s new found fear of people watching him sleep.

*The One Where Chandler Can’t Remember Which Sister*: At Joey's birthday party, a depressed Chandler (who just broke up with Janice) gets really drunk and sticks his tongue down Monica's throat!! Although we never saw it, this could be counted as their first kiss!

(Camera cuts to show Chandler giving a Jello shot to the ceramic dog and holding an empty tray of Jello shots.)
Monica: (to Chandler) Stick out your tongue.
Chandler: (to Monica) Take off your shirt!

(Later in the episode, Chandler is trying to remember which sister her slept with)
Chandler: Veronica! Look, it's got to be Veronica--the girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat.
Monica: That was me.
Chandler: Oh. Look, when I've been drinking, sometimes I tend to get a little overly friendly, and I'm sorry.
Monica: That's okay.
Rachel: That's alright.
Ross: That's okay.

The One With The Flashbacks: In this episode it seems that Monica and Chandler are really close friends.

Monica – (talking about Pool) When I get back I’m going to whip
your ass!
Chandler – Okay, but then we’re playing some Pool

The One Without The Ski Trip: In this episode Chandler wanted Monica’s bra to be removed rather than any of the other girls!

The One At The Beach: Once again Chandler points out that he would be the perfect boyfriend for Monica

(watching a happy couple walk by, arm in arm)
Monica: Would you look at them. Am I ever gonna find a boyfriend again? I gonna die an old maid.
Chandler: You’re not gonna die an old maid, maybe an old spinster cook.
Monica: (sarcastic) Thanks!
Chandler: Hey now besides, if worst comes to worst, I’ll be your boyfriend.
(At that suggestion Monica starts laughing.)
Monica: Yeah right.
Chandler: Why is that so funny?
Monica: You made a joke right? So I laughed.
Chandler: Ha-ha-ha. A little to hard. What am I not ah, boyfriend material?
Monica: Well, no. You’re Chandler. Y'know, Chandler! (hits him on the arm)
Chandler: Okay, so we’ve established my name, and hit me. But theoretically y'know, I mean say we weren’t friends, say it’s a blind date. I show up at your door, and I’m like (in a fake voice) “Hey, nice to meet, ya. Hey, oh-hey.”
Monica: Well I’d probably be scared of a guy using a fake voice.

The One With The Jellyfish: While down on the beach Chandler is still tying to convince Monica he’d be the perfect boyfriend when she gets stung by a jellyfish. So he does something for her that most people would not do for love or money. He pees on her leg. At the end of the episode, Chandler and Monica are playing cards and he tells her again that he would be the perfect boyfriend.

Monica: (sets down some cards) Gin.
Chandler: We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked.
Monica: Will you stop!
Chandler: Okay. All right.
Monica: Okay, all right, I think you’re great, I think you’re sweet, and you’re smart, and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me.

*The One With Joey’s New Girlfriend*: Monica comforts Chandler and lets him sleep on her couch becuase he is depressed about Joey and Kathy. They look so cute together! He has his head on her shoulder, and she is sick. They comfort each other!!

TOW The Uterus: In this episode, Chandler is looking for someone to help him impress Kathy in bed. Monica volunteers and Kathy is very greatful!

The One With Ross’ Wedding: Well it finally happens!! I think everyone was surprised and excited when Monica pops out beneath Chandler’s covers. The night before Chandler is comforting Monica after a drunk guy mistakes her for Ross's mother. This makes her feel insecure about herself, leading Chandler to the line "Who wouldn’t want you?". Then before the wedding Joey ask Chandler if he's seen Monica and he answers "I'm not seeing Monica!". Later when they are walking down the aisle they agree that they made a stupid mistake but agree to meet eachother later that night.

*The One After Ross Says Rachel*: Chandler and Monica decide that their fling should be a London thing, and that they won't be together when they get back to New York. The two try so desperately to make love again before the leave London. They try in the wine cellar and in all three hotel rooms, even on the plane. Every time they were interrupted. When they were back in New York, they decide to continue their relationship.

*TOW All The Kissing*: In this episode, Monica and Chandler try to keep their relationship a secret. In the beginning of the episode, they are sharring a bubble bath when Joey announces he's comming into the bathroom. Monica quickly ducks under the bubbles in the tub. Later, Chandler accidentally passionatly kisses Monica good-bye in from of the others!! To cover up, he kisses all the girls! Monica helps by passing it off as a European good-bye thing he picked up in London. They kiss at the end by themselves.

*The One Hundredth*: Rachel tries to set Monica and herself up with two male nurses, which causes problems between Monica and Chandler. Chandler gets jealous but says he’s fine because they were just fooling around. Monica gets upset by this, but they make up and continue their relationship and Monica cancels her date.

*The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS*: Rachel goes in Monica’s bedroom where she sees Monica waiting on the bed in a sexy position. She covers by saying that she’s seeing a guy from work. When everybody arrives, Chandler comes in with a bottle of champagne, he covers by saying that he’s celebrating because his office just got wrinkle free fax paper. Monica tells Rachel that the guy from work (aka Chandler) is the best sex she has ever had! When Rachel tells this to Chandler he can’t let it go, which makes Monica angry. Chandler makes up by saying that if he’s the best It’s only because she made him the best! Chandler sweeps Monica up and go into his apartment to have sex. They also make out in the storage closet in Central Perk.

*TOW All The Kips*: Monica sneaks into Chandler’s apartment in the middle of the night waking up Joey. They cover by saying that It’s 9 o'clock in the morning. Joey asks, "Then why is it dark?" amd Monica says "Well that is what 9 looks like, you always sleeps to noon" Joey buys it and goes to the bathroom to get washed up. Seconds later he is sleeping. Chandler and Monica, tired of sneaking around, each make up an excuse to leave town and then go away for a weekend together.But between switching rooms and high-speed chases, it wasn't very successful and they end up fighting the whole time. Chandler's afraid it may be over because they had an argument. Monica reassures him, that it isnt. Later, Joey discovers that both Chandler and Monica saw Donald Trump during their weekend, but he brushes it off. But when the hotel calls Chandler to say that someone left an eyelash curler in his room, andlittle later, suddenly Monica’s lost her eyelash curler, Joey can work out what's going on!!! They swear Joey to secrecy!!

*The One With All The Thanksgiving Flashbacks*: When the gang talks about past Thanksgivings, Monica tells them about her 1987 Thanksgiving in which she first met Chandler, through Ross, and Chandler called her fat! Chandler is very sorry, but it becomes his turn to get upset when he finds out what happened in their 1988 Thanksgiving was a part of Monica’s plan for revenge!!! She cut off a bit of his toe!!! Chandler leaves and Monica follows him to his appartment. While the Monica tries to cheer Chandler up, he lets it slip that he loves her!!!

*The One With Ross’s Sandwich*: Joey lets himself look bad in order to explain away various discoveries that could expose Monica's and Chandler's relationship: underwear in Monica's sofa; a lady's razor in his shower; candlelight and videotape; a nude polaroid. He threatens to tell everyone the truth unless Chandler and Monica can come up with a story that makes him look good. They don't come through, so Joey creates a new lie, he slept with Monica in London and she's been after him ever since.

*TOW With All The Resolutions*: Joey makes it possible for Monica and Chandler to kiss at midnight on New Years, by arranging kisses between Ross and Phoebe, and Rachel and himself.Rachel hears a sexy conversation between Chandler and Monica which freaks her out. Rachel breaks her New Year's resolution (not to gossip) and she discovers that Joey also knows about Chandler and Monica!!!

*TOW Chandler’s Work Laugh*: Rachel tries to learn more about Chandler and Monica's relationship. Rachel tries to get Monica to confess about her relationship with Chandler, but Monica won't even after Rachel practically catches them at it!!! Monica goes to Chandler’s work events, and his boss likes him now because Monica has repaired the damage made when they met Joey. They play tennis and go to dinner with Chandler’s boss, Doug.

TOW Joey’s Bag : Chandler and Monica give each other massages, but Chandler finds out Monica gives terrible massages and doesn't want to tell her. When the truth comes out, Monica has a hard time accepting it. Chandler cheers her up by saying that she gives the best worst massages.

*The One Where Everybody Finds Out*: ( I saw a taping of this episode) When Phoebe sees Chandler and Monica having sex from Ugly Naked Guy’s apartment (Ross's new appartment), Phoebe and Rachel join forces to get the couple to confess, and Joey wants nothing to do with it! Phoebe starts hitting on Chandler and Monica realizes they must know, so she and Chandler play along, and each side tries to see who will crack first. Chandler breaks first when Phoebe starts kissing him, and he shouts that he’s in love with Monica. Monica says that she also loves him. Now everybody knows, except Ross. ...Until he gets the apartment, looks out the window, and finds out the same way Phoebe did! Suddenly Ross has a return of his rage problem.

*TOW The Girl Who Hits Joey*: In this episode, Ross is mad until he finds out the Chandler and Monica love each other. The gang all start teasing about marriage and babies, and Chandler freaks out and argues with Monica. Chandler’s big gesture to say he’s sorry is to go down on one knee and propose. Monica tells him that he’s doing it for the wrong reasons and gently turns him down, but the make up! It's so cute!

*The One With The Cop*: Chandler and Monica do a crossword while sitting in one of the leather chairs. Monica wears the pajama top and Chandler wears the bottoms. Joey sees a closeness that he misses from his relationships. Joey dreams about him being with Monica, like Chandler was!!! Joey then thinks he’s in love with Monica, but Chandler and Monica explain what kind of relationship they have and why Joey misses that. Later when Rachel asks if the guys have a tape measure and Chandler says that It’s in his bedroom. Both Chandler and Monica grin and look at each other, then realize Joey and Rachel are there so they walk off to Chandler’s bedroom, embarrassed!

*TOW Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss*: Monica is jealous of Phoebe and her boyfriend being so sexually active all the time that she becomes obsessed about proving to them that she and Chandler are still a hot couple.Chandler enjoys it for a while, but eventually helps Monica see that their relationship has progressed to a better level. He gets all happy when he understands that he has just fixed their relationship and it was Monica who freaked out!!!

*The One Where Ross Can’t Flirt*: (I saw the whole tapping of this episode) In this episode Chandler and Monica are celebrating their 10th month anniversary. Monica worries because Phoebe and Rachel have lost one earring of a new pair Chandler brought for her. Monica wears a different pair, and Chandler doesn't even notice the difference. Why? Well, that is made clear when Chandler thanks Ross for picking out the earrings at the end teaser. Chandler’s big problem in the episode is that Ross is assusing him of flirting with the pizza delivery girl, and Ross tells Monica. Chandler is surprised when Monica doesn't care becuase she says she flirts all the time. Now Monica is surprised when Chandler is not happy about this. ‘Something's are just different for men and for women.’ He explains. Joey totally agrees when Chandler says that Monica is a lot hotter than he is!

The One In Vegas (part 1)*: Monica runs into Richard but doesn't want Chandler to know, because it might spoil their anniversary. As an gift for Chandler, she gets them tickets to Las Vegas. On the plane, Phoebe lets it slip about Richard. Chandler tells Monica he's okay with it but later, in Vegas, they end up fighting over it. Monica, on her way to apologize to Chandler, finds a chip on the floor and places a bet at a craps table... and starts a winning streak. Chandler sees her celebrating and hugging the person next to her... and he walks out.

*The One In Vegas (part 2)*: Chandler makes a scene to get Monica's attention. They make up, and Monica continues her winning streak playing craps. Chandler says if she rolls another hard eight, they'll get married. The dice bounce off the table and the roll is disqualified; one die shows a four, the other is on it's edge between four and five.It’s Chandler’s call……It’s a 4, he says, they kiss!! They go to the gift-shop to get something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue. Chandler has an old condom and he picks up a blue sweatshirt for Monica; it’s new and blue, they also take it without paying so it is also borrowed! Monica puts it under her dress, like she’s pregnant. ‘One thing at a time’ Chandler says when he sees Monica cuddling her stomach. They arrive at the wedding chapel and are waiting for the previous service to end, when the chapel doors fly open and out walk the drunken Ross and Rachel, newly married!!

Status of their relationship: Totally In love and waiting to be married

How they got together: After Ross's wedding rehearsal dinner in London they slept together.

How long they've liked eachother: Monica had a cruch on Chandler in the 80's. Chandler talked about getting together with Monica in the last episode in the 3rd season (The One At The Beach)

Low points in their relationship:

  • When Chandler realized that Monica was responsible for the toe he lost on Thanksgiving
  • When Chandler asked Monica to marry him because they had a fight
  • When they went away for the weekend and fought the whole time

High points in there relationship:

  • When Chandler told Monica that he loved her on Thanksgiving
  • When Chandler admitted that he was in love with her infront of Joey, Phoebe and Rachel
  • When Chandler told Monica that she gave the best worst massages
  • When Chandler had to choose if the dice was a 4 or a 5 and he picked a 4!

How did everyone find out?

  • Joey- He was the first to figure it out. He realized that they were together when the hotel called and said they found an eyelash curler. Then Later in Monica's apartment, Monica asked Rachel if she could borrow her eyelash curler because hers was missing. Joey put together the math and was sworn by Monica and Chandler not to tell anyone.
  • Rachel- She was the second to find out. She over heard a phone conversation between Chandler and Monica
  • Phoebe- While over at Ross's apartment, she was looking out the window over at Monica and Rachel's when she caught them having sex.
  • Ross- He was the last one to find out. While he was in his new apartment with his boss about to get his job back, he spotted Chandler and Monica have sex and screamed "Get off my sister!!!"