THE Great Dashukta Master
Welcome seekers of wisdom to the secret mountaintop sanctuary of the Great Dashukta Master. The master is hard to categorize, but we can say he's sort of like a old guru type guy who shares his knowitallisms with the general populace. The master began his ancient beginnings in some random place that we probably cannot pronounce. The master then packed his bags and moved to a mountaintop of his liking when RPP approached his wrinkled self. Since then he has given answers to various questions and queries. In this new place of RPP the Dashukta will now provide additional services which include a dear Dashukta column and occasional random bits of wisdom. He is easily contacted through his e-mail at Great Dashukta Official E-mail or through the RPP boards at Dashukta board .
And now a bit of wisdom from the Great Dashukta Master: 8/29/05
Words of Wisdom from the Great Dashukta Master:
Woah! Steady on their, Paul. Where do you think you’re going with my
chair? You’re taking it because I haven’t been writing my fair share of
Words of Wisdom lately? But I’ve been busy! Doing what? Why doing stuff,
of course. Um, Dashukta-ey stuff. No I can’t tell you what, it would blow
your mortal mind. Hey! I resemble that remark! Come on, just hang on for
a couple more minutes and I’ll have the Words of Wisdom ready for you,
Ok? Great.
Hello mortal beings from across the multiverse, I, the Great Dashukta
Master has returned with more of my Amazing Wisdom of Total Awesomeness
to bestow upon your consciousnesses. So what is it with people and thong
underwear? I mean, isn’t wearing a thong like having a permanent wedgie?
What was that, Paul? Hey, thongs are not too risqué. I would disagree,
they can’t be rated any higher than PG-13. Oh, alright, if you insist.
Ahem, Sorry about that, folks. Alright then. Could someone please turn
down the heat? Its stifling in here. How is a great guru of unimaginable
greatness supposed to get anything done when the comfy warmth keeps putting
him to sleep? I’m not kidding, nice toasty warmth is sleep-inducing. Not
so hot that you’re uncomfortable, though. I’m talking about a nice warm
temperature where you can comfortably lounge about in your favorite comfy
chair wearing naught but your boxers and a t-shirt and be perfectly acclimated
to the ambient temperature. There’s just something about that heat range
that lulls one into a stupor. And when not sleeping, one can hardly be
expected to concentrate on anything unpleasant, like work or studying,
while one is so comfortable. Excessive heat just addles your brain, and
you spend all your time and brain functions thinking about how blasted
hot it is. That’s why temperatures just slightly lower than optimal are
ideal for thinking. The lack of comfy warmth keeps you from falling asleep
while not being so cold as to cause you to think about nothing but the
chill and start looking for a place or means to get warm (by the way,
trying to warm your hands be pressing them against your significant other’s
nice warm back is not recommended—unless you want to see her jump and
squeal from the shock and surprise). So there you go, one G-rated Words
of Wisdom from the great Dashukta Master complete with a lack of extensive
discussion of non-butt covering undergarments. Can I have my chair back
now?
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