Day One Hundred Forty Three: Friendship Day
"Distribute these friendship coupons."

I won't cut 'em out, but I'll assign 'em to friends.

One Hug - Shawna. She's always deserving.

One Piece of Honest Advice - The whole lot of ya! I'm good with that.

One Drunken Binge - Anna. She's due. Granted, I'm overdue.

One Round of Drinks - Mara. She'd be fun to do that with.

One Embarrassing Secret - Is this getting one or sharing one?

One Bitching Session - Again, the whole lot of ya.

Tomorrow, Day One Hundred Forty Four... a manly day! Men Only Day!

Day One Hundred Forty-Two: Sense-less Day #3
"Go through today without using your sense of taste."

Yeah. RIGHT. You do realize how much of an eater I am, right?

Next, Day One Hundred Forty Three... Friendship Day!

Day One Hundred Forty One: Bird Nest Day
"Today build a nest and see if a bird comes..."

I've become a fairly decent builder (or at least user of nails and a hammer) thanks to work. Building a bird nest, however... not so much. So I used Paint and drew a really bad one. Here. Old school memories!

Up next, in honor of Day One Hundred Forty Two, it's Sense-less Day #3!

Day One Hundred Forty: Crank Call Day
"Jam the line! Today crank call the national Ku Klux Klan Headquarters, Harrison, Arkansas on 870-427-3414 repeatedly and jam the line."

I didn't do it, because I use enough of my long distance nowadays. I encourage you to do it, however. Call 'em!

Next, it's Day One Hundred Forty One... Bird Nest Day!

Day One Hundred Thirty Nine: Blood Day
"Today, bleed here. In a million years' time with advanced technology, they'll be able to reconsitute you from your DNA."

As you see, no blood. I'm not one to bleed on purpose, really, unless I'm giving blood. And I'm not.

Next, it's a day of controversy, Day One Hundred Forty... Crank Call Day!

Day One Hundred Thirty Eight: Knot Day
Now Playing: Jack Johnson

"Today learn a new knot. It could save your life."

Failed! As you see, I can't even get this knot out of my shoe that's been there for a month. Oops.

Next, speaking of failed, it's Blood Day (Day One Hundred Thirty Nine). Be there!

Day One Hundred Thirty Seven: Cheese Day
Now Playing: Yep, same episode (Ming Lei!)
"Does cheese really give you nightmares? Find out by eating 100 oz. of one of the ofllowing and recording your dreams."

That's a LOT of cheese. I considered buying a pack of American cheese and eating it slice by slice, in the ways of Homer Simpson in the past. I didn't though. I have been working on the pictured block of cheese for a week though. On Tuesday, it was four times that size. Ah yeah.

The week ahead:
138 - Knot Day
139 - Blood Day
140 - Crank Call Day
141 - Birdnest Day
142 - Sense-less Day #3
143 - Friendship Coupons Day
144 - Men Only Day

Day One Hundred Thirty Six: Parents Day
Now Playing: Sucky sucky five dolla!
"Today make sure your parents know you love them. It may seem impossible to say. But don't wait until it is."

Easy enough, and true. Mom, Dad... love you both!

And next, it's Day One Hundred Thirty Seven... Cheese Day! Yes!

Day One Hundred Thirty Five: Subtext Day
Now Playing: still Cow Days (
"Today read between the lines as people talk to you."

I always read between the lines. That's probably not a good thing. And yeah, this is a ripoff. Ripoff! Shenanigans!

Next, it's Day One Hundred Thirty Six... Parents Day!

Day One Hundred Thirty Four: Hacking Day
Now Playing: South Park (Cow Days episode)
"Today hack into a computer network. Hacking is a useful and potentially lucrative hobby. All you need is a computer connected to the internet and a few hours to spare. Here are some popular sites to hack into: www.pentagon.com, www.whitehouse.gov, www.federalreserve.gov.org, www.microsoft.com, www.starbucks.com.

Yeah, you KNOW I didn't try to hack. Shenanigans! Despite all of the tips given, there's no way. I couldn't even figure out how to get a new digital camera to work tonight. I did, however, fit snugly on a grocery store merry-go-round. That has to count for something.

Tomorrow, it's Day One Hundred Thirty Five... Between The Lines Day!