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Kerry attempts the Macerena for a flock of idiots

7/30/2004 - Kerry's snorefest of a speech

A couple of Tylenol PM couldn't do what Kerry did for me last night while watching this DNC borefest. I tried to look at his speech from an independent point of view, but it was lost on me. Most of the speech was "Bush bad, Kerry good. I served in Vietnam. Iraq bad. UN good. Did I mention my service in Vietnam?" Nothing about what he said about his fellow soldiers AFTER the war, or his voting record in the Senate. What did he say in his speech that we haven't heard already? That he's good at saving rodents? Blacks in Harlem are suffering from "hair pollution"? Trees being "cathedrals" (what kind of whacked out eco-nut shit is THAT anyways?)? Although he DID say he planned on raising taxes! Do I sense a Mondale '84 sensation here??

Sorry, but ya fucked up there, Ketchup boy. An open platform was set up for you to explain who you are, and what you would do DIFFERENTLY. How the hell are you going to better things IF you are elected (Satan will also be preparing hot cocoa on this day) if Bush isn't there to be your scapegoat? You might have appealed further to your Kool-Aid drinking lemmings, but not the undecided voters who tried not to sleep through your speech. Liberal girly-men......... get ready for another 4 years of whining. Help is NOT on the way.

7/27/2004 - This just in: Kerry does his impersonation of a sperm!

I'm at a loss for words here. My "brainfartitis" is still active from Friday, but the real loss for words here is because I can't help but laugh my ass off at this picture. It's almost as bad as Dukakis and his tank picture back in '88.

A lot of liberals mock Bush for appearing on an aircraft carrier in a fighter pilot's uniform (which suits him well, BTW). But it sure as hell beats looking like a damn Oompa Loompa!

An intoxicated Ted Kennedy about to cop-a-feel on John Kerry

7/26/2004 - The Democrat Convention Drinking Game

While the Demoncrap National Convention is taking place in Beantown this week, DNC Chairman Terry McAwful said "This will not be a Bush-bashing fest". Maybe I seem a bit skeptical about that, but CooperforPresident has a fun little game for this borefest in store at his site. Go check it out, and have some good ol' Kennedy style fun!