7/4/2004 to 7/10/2004

Very Neoconlicious

7/9/2004 - The Ultimate Rush Caller!

Ok, I said I'd be busy until the weekend, but thankfully Rush Limbaugh, the Mahia Rushie, has been so generous to put one of his best moments ever on his free site for those who may have missed his show today, and I felt like sharing it too. If you're young and confused on where you stand politically or whatnot, take a listen to a somewhat confused caller, and listen to Rush walk this young lady through her question very elequontly. This is only gonna be up for the weekend, so take advantage while you can. Here's the MP3 if you're intrested in downloading it, but otherwise, a quick excerpt from the transcript:

RUSH: Let's go back now to Karina in Davie, Florida. All right, it's great to be able to talk to you, Karina, be able to hear you.

CALLER: Okay, that's good.

RUSH: So you're 24, you've been listening for about six months. How did you find the program?

CALLER: My boyfriend Tom. He started listening to your show, and I just figured let me start listening. He would come home from work and he'd start talking about your show, and I'd have no idea what he's talking about, so I started listening, and, you know, we go home, we could talk about the show and what's going on. And everything that, you know, we talk about what you said and stuff like that.

RUSH: You always thought you were liberal. Why did you think you were liberal?

CALLER: When I was growing up I was taught that Republicans are for the rich and Democrats are for the poor, and I figured, well, I'm not rich, so I must be a Democrat.

Take a few minutes to listen or read the transcript while it exists here. My hats off to Rush for providing this. A major, big ass fuckin' TS Right Dominion Ditto over here, Rush.

7/9/2004 - Hollywood Goes Nuts for Kerry! WHOOPIE SHIT!

Does anybody wonder why most Conservatives view Hollyweird as a stinkin' liberal cesspool? Well, maybe ya haven't heard about the latest from the Bush Bashing Brigade of Hollywood, but they held a fundraiser for Lurch and Neckbrace last night... and it was nuts. Here's an exceprt:

Whoopi Goldberg delivered an X-rated rant full of sexual innuendoes against President Bush last night at a Radio City gala that raised $7.5 million for the newly minted Democratic ticket of John Kerry and John Edwards. Waving a bottle of wine, she fired off a stream of vulgar sexual wordplays on Bush's name in a riff about female genitalia, and boasted that she'd refused to let Team Kerry clear her material. "I Xeroxed my behind and I folded it up in an envelope and I sent it back with a big kiss mark on because we're Democrats - we're not afraid to laugh," she said.

Xeroxed her pimpled ridden, pock marked ass to Kerry? Well, that oughta help him on those cold, lonely nights with TEAR-A-ZA, shouldn't it? But this is typical of your average liberal anti-American Hollyweird whores. But get this!:

Edwards said it was "a great honor" to be there and insisted, "This campaign will be a celebration of real American values." Kerry thanked all the performers for "an extraordinary evening," hailed the "great producers" - Harvey Weinstein of Miramax and Jann Wenner - and said "every performer tonight ... conveyed to you the heart and soul of our country."

"Celebration of real American values"? The "heart and soul of our country"? Damn! If that was the case... I wanna fucking move to France!!! But sadly it's not. REAL Americans HAVE good upstanding moral values, not those of the Left Coast Leftists who support abortion on demand, and wealth distribution for everyone but them, etc. But John Kerry says it's the "Heart and Soul of this country". Well, Senator Assface, why aren't the new polls saying that much? But you know what's REALLY funny? Check the next clip:

Last fall, Howard Dean ran into a similar problem when a New York fund-raiser turned into a stream of ugly racist jokes and X-rated Bush-bashing - but Dean instantly came out and said he didn't like the tone of some of the jokes.

Gee, kind of sucks for Kerry when Screamin' Dean can outclass his ass!! Such a sad, sad thing, but if you've think you've heard ranting from the liberals in La-La land, just wait after November. Hell, even if all goes as political scientists are predicting it will, and Bush wins in a landslide.. you'll still here bitching from the likes of the "embarrased American" Jessica Lange, or someone who said back 4 years ago they'd move to France if Bush won, Alec "Stone Henry Hyde!" Baldwin.

And to you "moderate" Democrats out there who might stumble upon this page... WAKE UP! This is who's carrying the mainstream of the Democratic Party now! Ok.... more after Monday. I'm gonna spend the weekend taking the free Kerry/Edwards bumper stickers I recieved, and putting them up on public urinals with "FLUSH THE JOHNS IN '04!" in big red Magic Marker. Have fun.

7/8/2004 - Edwards Has Plan to 'Drive Up Cost of Doing Terrorism' By Scott Ott

With the war on terror top-most in the minds of American voters, Democrat vice presidential candidate John Edwards today announced his plan to "drive up the cost of doing terrorism." Mr. Edwards, who like Senate colleague John Forbes Kerry supported the presence of American troops in Iraq by opposing funding of that presence, said that as vice president he will ensure that the U.S. government sues every terror group whose faulty ideology results in injury or death. "Terrorism is not a war issue, it's a legal issue," said the first-term Senator, who built a fortune as a trial lawyer. "It's just another defective product that hurts ordinary people. If you sue the maker of the product--tie 'em up in court for a few years--you increase their cost of doing business and jeopardize their ongoing operations." If you enjoyed this satire by Scott Ott, you can read more of his work at Scrappleface.

7/6/2004 - GET READY TO "FLUSH THE JOHNS" IN '04!

Well, it's official. The two "Johns" are set to go at it against Bush/Cheney for the presidency *snicker*. Man, this one is in the bag already. And now Kerry picks Edwards to do what? Try to get the divorced, surburbanite, soccer mom slut vote? I'm laughing so hard I'm about to wet myself! "But Edwards IS a good candidate for VP!" Ok, go right ahead and think that. While we're at it, let's compare and contrast Cheney and Edwards. Cheney: White House Aid to Nixon and Ford, Congressman for 11 years, Sec. of Defense from 1998-1993, VP for GW Bush from 2001 to present. Edwards: Did a TV show where he talked to dead people.. oh wait! Wrong guy! Well, I'm sure HE'S more qualified than some ambulance chaser that got rich of the very people he claims to want to help and freshman Senator who was about to lose before he hopped on the Democratic Presidential Candidate bandwagon. It's gonna be like Mike Tyson going up against a blade of grass. They might as well turn this one over right now and just declare Bush the winner. It's OVER for the Dems.

7/5/2004 - If you have not visited the link yet for the Right Nation Message Boards, I suggest you do so. I found this post there (Thanks to The Advocate!) and it rung huge bells, so I decided to steal.. err... I mean, post it (yeah, that's the ticket!) on here. Just read it and it should be the same for you.

I have to admit that I am a bit confused by the lefty’s who are protesting the war in Iraq, and the politicians who are doing their utmost best to sabotage it. They say that we should not have gone into Iraq without UN consent. Have they forgotten that the UN specifically authorized member states to take action as they saw fit? Or is the United States not really a “member state”? Iraq violated the UN-brokered 1991 cease-fire agreement before the ink was even dry on it. Iraq refused, repeatedly, to abide by 17 UN resolutions, demanding that nation to rid itself of WMD’s, and all associated systems, including manufacturing, storage, and delivery systems, and to permit UN inspection. The left said nothing. Saddam Hussein openly bragged about his arsenal of weapons of mass destruction, and he threatened to use them on the US and US interests, anywhere in the world. He offered them to terrorist organizations to use on Israel, and other, Western nations. The left said nothing. During his three decades of dictatorship, he ordered the murders of over 1 million people. Iraqis. He waged an 8-year-long war with Iran, in which millions died. He used poison gas and nerve agents on Iranians soldiers, and even his own troops. The left said nothing. He used poison gas to kill thousands of minority Kurds. Men, women, and children. Simply because they were Kurds. The left said nothing. He tortured and mutilated hundreds of thousand of his own people, and murdered hundreds of thousands more. Even infants. He ran rape palaces where anyone, male of female, young or old, could be sexually abused, mutilated, and tortured, merely on the whims of him, his sons, and his cronies. And still the left said nothing. So, when President Bush threatened to take action to remove the evil despot from power, the left finally found their voices. Did they support Bush for wanting to oust the evil regime in Iraq? No. They screamed, “No Blood For Oil.” So, my friends on the Left, just where is all of that “cheap oil” that we were supposed to be seeing? Did they offer any reasonable, intelligent alternatives? No. They compared Bush to Hitler. And in their typical hypocritical way, ignoring the Hitler/Stalin-esque actions of the “poor, picked upon, down-trodden” Saddam Hussein. Did they show any support for our troops? No. They screamed and shouted, and waved signs exhorting the troops to kill their officers. When France, Germany, and Russia opposed our president’s decision to oust Hussein, the left did not rally behind our president, instead they embraced the presidents of those three socialist countries. When it is pointed out that there are a number of nations working with America to bring peace to Iraq, what do they say? That those nations don’t count, because their military commitment is not as large as ours. Naturally, they fail to understand that not every nation can field a force as large as we can. Besides, just how large do they thing the Mongolian Army is? Or that of the Dominican Republic, Norway, the Netherlands, Japan, Republic of Korea, Poland, Spain, and all of the other nations in the Coalition? It’s the fact that they are showing a real commitment to freeing Iraq, not the size that counts. The left screams that we should be taking care of those at home, and I agree. Just not to the extent that they want. They want free, universal health care for all, including those who are in this country in violation of our laws. And of course, they want to tax the rest of us to pay for it. Never mind that in every single nation where this health care scheme has been tried, it has been, by and large, a grand failure. I won’t, at this time, even go into the murderous demands of the left for abortions. Or their atheism. Or their racism, and bigotry Or their hatred for anything they don’t support. Or their supreme arrogance in claiming that they know what is best for everyone. Those, I will save for another time. The left is not unlike a petulant, spoiled child. They want what they want, and they want it, right now! They need a good spanking, and to be sent to their rooms without dinner.

I think the hypocrisy, as well as the utter contempt for our military's campaign in liberating Iraq was very articulately pointed out there. Again, thanks to RightNation.US and the Advocate for this commentary. More to come in a couple days.

7/4/2004 - Today is Independence day, the day where we celebrate the 228th year of our founding fathers and ancestors breaking off from Great Britain's rule, and forming our own expiremental government that is decided by the people, for the people, made of the people. I love my country immensley, but apparently some people don't. Or if they claim they do, they want a different version than the majority of mainstream America. These people, like those who believe every word of Michael Moore's, and think the MoveOn.org ads where they depict Bush as Hitler are accurate.. well... they should do a little reading of American history and think about what it would be like had we not declared our independance from England, had we not won the Civil War, had we not stormed the beaches at Normandy, had we not fought back on the War on Terror. America is a great country, and I sure as hell am thankful for her people, her military, her majestic mountains and shining seas.. all of that. Happy Birthday America!