TSRD 2nd week of July

TSRD July Week 2 archives

"I voted FOR this website, before I voted AGAINST it!" - Senator John F'ing Kerry

Classic Dipshit

7/16/2004 - Having your Yellowcake and eating it too

Remember those famous "16 words" President Bush used in his 2003 State of The Union Address that the left has been making a big deal about, and screeching at the top of their lungs, "BUSH LIED!"? Well, he didn't. The Washington Times broke the story about how British Intelligence reports had confirmed Bush was correct about enriched uranium from Niger all along. The New York Times has yet to run this story, but they'll probably bury it on page A18, with the story box the size of an ad for a garage sale. But Joe Wilson, however, did.. along with Michael Moore, Richard Clarke, Slate Magazine, The New York Times, and countless other leftist dipshits who bought every word just so they can have something to go against Bush on. Hell, these are the same idiots that still drone on about how the 2000 election was "stolen", when it clearly wasn't. So the left, once again, is wrong and Bush was right. Maybe the leftists should now be yelling "Wilson Lied! People Died!" as Ann Coulter says in her new weekly column.

Platform for the National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored People

7/15/2004 - Bush Speech to NAACP Leaked

Before he decided to nix the NAACP (or as I like to call them, the NAALCP: The National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored People), Bush HAD planned a speech to deliver to them in spite of the fact leaders of the group had refered to him and his administration as "the Taliban", and how he wanted the Stars and Stripes flying next to the "Confederate Swastika". Here's a small excerpt of that speech.

"My fellow Americans, members of the NAACP, Senator Boxer. It's an honor to be with you tonight representing the political party that introduced the 1957 Civil Rights Act--which at the time was the first civil rights legislation in 82 years. Although Senator Lyndon Johnson, the Democrat from my home state, and Senator John F. Kennedy, the Democrat from my opponent's home state, both worked to prevent the full implementation of the 1957 Act, it formed the foundation upon which the 1964 Civil Rights Act and the 1965 Voter Rights Act still stand."

"I also represent the political party whose Congressional delegation voted overwhelmingly for the Civil Rights Act of 1964--82 percent of Republican Senators voted 'yes' and 80 percent of Republican House members approved--helping to overcome the weak support by the opposition party where only 69 percent of Democrat Senators and 61 percent of Democrat House members voted for the Act. "

In case you weren't aware, this is another satrical speech from Scott Ott at Scrappleface. Like the NAALCP would really think Republicans want to help minorities, and people like J.C. Watts, Condoleeza Rice, Clarence Thomas, and other minorities who step outside liberal party lines are just "colored lawn jockeys for the GOP", "house negros", "Uncle Toms", and other racist remarks that only liberals can get away with. Ok, enough ranting. Just go check out the rest of the satire at Scrappleface.

Bryan Henderson, rookie Protest Warrior

7/14/2004 - Who IS this kid and why's he here?

It's Protest Warrior's 18 year old member Bryan Henderson. His story is one of him taking matters into his own hand after growing tired of his school's teacher's left-wing bias. Operation Tiger Claw was his little adventure in countering the blind, knee-jerk hatred coming from the left at his school. His story is one lots of people ought to read, and quite frankly, there ought to be more kids like him out there. We here at TSRD salute you, Bryan.

Saddam addresses his constituents

7/13/2004 - DNC Convention Program

Plan on going to the Democratic National Convention in Boston this summer and not know what's going on? Well, thanks to me, I can give you the itinerary of the day's events.

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony (Led by Janene Garofolo)

6:10pm - Opening secular prayers (Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton)

6:20pm - Anti-war concert (Barbara Streisand and John Cougar Mellonhead duet)

6:45pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.

7:10pm - Collect Offerings for Saddam defense fund

7:20pm - Tribute to Fidel Castro. (Led by Jimmy Carter)

7:30pm - Anti-war rally (Led by Michael Moore)

8:15pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:25pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop (Led by Dennis Kucinich)

9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)

9:30pm - * Intermission * (Refreshments courtesy of Ben & Jerry's)

10:00pm - Hate Speech (by Al Gore)

10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:30pm - Scream Speech (by Howard Dean)

10:40pm - Tribute to al Qaeda (Led by Cynthia McKinney)

10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.

11:00pm - Registering Dead People workshop (Led by Illinois Delegation)

11:15pm - Ted Kennedy propses a toast.

11:30pm - Language Workshop (Led by Whoopi Goldberg)

11:45pm - Bush Bashing to Perfection Workshop (led by Al Franken)

11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00am - Nomination of Hanoi Kerry and Neckbrace Edwards.

12:01am - Ted Kennedy drives Hillary Clinton home.

I hope I've helped here.

7/12/2004 - It's okay to have scandals, as long as you're a Democrat

Here is a picture with me and what I thought would be the future Senator from Illinois, Jack Ryan. I met with him for a few minutes and he seemed like a real conservative to me. He wanted to reform education here in Illinois, fight for tort reform to better health care, eliminate a lot of government bueracrises and over taxation, and help bring a conservative voice from Illinois to Washington. I was all for it. That is, until the Chicago Tribune went to Los Angeles, and forced the judges to open up Ryan's divorce records.

It is alleged that Ryan wanted his then wife, Jeri Lynn Ryan, to participate in having public sex with him in "sex clubs". Now, if this is true, yeah.. the dude's a bit fucked up, but does that affect his policy? I don't think so. First of all, this was a one time thing, and it happened almost 10 years ago. Yet, weasel-like liberal lawyers can go and invade his privacy to overthrow his campaign.

Like I said, it MAY be true, but it shouldn't be a factor. But this brought me to ponder upon something. Why is it, that you have a one time incident back 10 years ago, where the dude wanted to do something a little freaky, but it was with HIS OWN WIFE!! Not like good ol' Slick Willy, who'd fuck anything on two legs (just look at Paula Jones, pre-nose job!), Former liberal Republican Congressman Bob Packwood, who recieved no scrutiny from the media about his sexually harrasing interns because of his pro-abortion stance, Ted Kennedy has recieved no flack from Chappaquiddick where he killed Mary Jo Kopechne, or West Virginia Senator Robert Byrd, who was a former Klansman!

I guess it's okay to have skeletons in the closet if you're a liberal Democrat. The media will still love you if you still plan on raising taxes, advocating killing babies, and bash Republicans. There's word now, with Ryan dropping out, that former Chicago Bears coach, Mike Ditka might get in the running for Senate. Gee, wouldn't that be great! Not only would you have a well known Republican getting most of the votes in Illinois, but if Leahy thinks he got it bad from Cheney, just wait until he tries to talk shit to Ditka!