Can you imagine what life would be like without comedy ? Neither can I. Here are some real jewels of the comedy world, abducted from various places around the net. I would like to give credit to these places, however, I acquired them six months ago at three a.m., after having consumed too much caffeine. The concept of making a website and including these anecdotes was, at the time, as far from my mind as sleep; and I did not take the opportunity to note the sources. However, I can say this: I am not a funny person. I do not write funny things. Thus I did not write the following.

Jokes – One liners, the longer versions (dunno what they’re called), blonde ones, bar ones, chicken ones, you name it, they’re all here !!!!!

Lists and stuff - Lists like ‘Fun Things to do in an Elevator’ and other things like that, which don’t really fit into the ‘Jokes’ category.

Deep Thoughts – By Jack Handy - A laugh a minute, Handy’s silly little quotes are hilarious, sometimes Homer-Simpson-ish, or even Phoebe-from-Friends-ish, and well worth a look.

Marty Fields’ Takeway Jokes – A selection of the best one-liners from Marty Fields’ Takeaway Jokes book. Marty Fields, son of late Australian comedic legend Maurie, steps from his father’s shadows with this hilarious collection of one liners.

Life According to Kids – An insight into the way children see the world. Sometimes touching or sad, sometimes downright hilarious, these little quips are a must-read !

Coming Soon to the Humor Files

Insults & Put Downs

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