The 8th wonder...
Mood:  cheeky
Topic: Everyday life

Went to see the new amazing thing that's supposed to be even more amazing than sliced bread today. Sure, they had a lot of handy stuff, but I still think people need a hobby if that's all they can talk about! The most amazing thing for me is that in this SMALL little village I managed to spend an entire hour there without recognizing a single person there! I'm definitely going there again! ...and I'm soo bringing the couch with cupholders (American style) home with me!!

The telemarketer...
Mood:  cheeky
Topic: Everyday life

I got the umpthieth call from the world's most evil, suckiest phone/broad band provider ever today, and for some reason I decided to answer it today:

"Hello...helooooo...hellohellohello?"

"Um...hi...my name is whatever, I'm calling for suckiestcompanyever and I'm looking for notyou" 

"Um...you can stop that now. There's no point in that."

"Why?"

"She wouldn't deal with your company even if it was the last company on earth."

"Now I really have to ask why..?"

"Because we don't do business with swindlers"

"Has that happened to you personally?"

"No, but to close friends of mine."

"Umokthanksbye." 

Over in 20 sec :) 

Stupid...
Mood:  irritated
Now Playing: ABBA - Ring, ring
Topic: Bad News
My phone still claims that I haven't had any incoming phone calls since the 5th, and that I haven't had any Missed calls for weeks. But I think I'm getting all my incoming stuff anyway...except for the call from my aunt the other week, and the text that my dad claims he sent me... Anyone else I've missed?

Cheap....
Mood:  sharp
Topic: Everyday life
...lady at the store. I tried to get away with a free salad dressing for the pie I bought yesterday (it's free if you buy the dressing, but not if you buy the pie). But no, she wouldn't have it. I had to pay the extra five crowns. If it had been someone else she probably would have let it go...

Eh?
Mood:  quizzical
Topic: Everyday life
Just got another telemarketer on the phone, Norweigan apparently, trying to sell me some kind of fish oil. I told her that I wasn't interested, and she asked why. So I told her that I was a vegetarian. "Ooh, yeah the cover might be a problem then (because of the gelatine, I guess). But you're not intrested in making a hole and just have the oil then?" I didn't even have the energy to ask her if the fish oil didn't contain any fish, which is an animal. Which vegetarians usually don't eat. And I just said "No".

Lovely...
Mood:  d'oh
Topic: Everyday life
Just read my horoscopes for the week. One said that my biggest problem will be my stomach. Great. The other one told me to be firm and set boundaries on Thursday. That's when I'm going to the dentist again. Sounds like it's gonna be a lovely week. Really.

Running
Mood:  a-ok
Topic: Everyday life
Chaos, but I like it!

Nice
Mood:  happy
Topic: Everyday life
I had a good time with my friends, the food (pasta and some kind of chicken/quorn and lots of veggies...like carrots, and onion and mushrooms...lots of mushrooms...M ;) and saffron and garlic and lots of spices...and a white chocolate mousse with raspberries and lime for dessert) was great and the tv-show was...ok (Sorry C!). I didn't have time to shop as much as I'd planned, but who cares?

Don' wanna!
Mood:  d'oh
Topic: Everyday life
I'm starting to wonder if it might be nickel silver that's causing the rash anyway...even though I haven't worn jewelry in ages. The rash in the back might be caused by my hair rubber band thingy. It has a tiny, tiny metal thing keeping it together and some tiny, tiny, tiny silver threads in it. If that's the cause it'd probably also explain why my entire head's kinda itchy. I'll try to find some new ones today... And I did pull the zipper on my jacket almost all the way up yesterday which might explain the "mosquito bite"...and I did look kind of red when I took my bra off.... What do you think? What do I do now? Everything has some kind of metal in it. The umbrella ('brella, 'brella, 'brella...sorry) I used today, money (coins), the mp3-player I occationally carry around my neck, even the socks I'm wearing now has little silver threads in them. What kind of stuff do I have to avoid? Can I never wear my beloved earrings again?? And why haven't I reacted as strongly to the button in my jeans? Help me out here!

Doh!
Mood:  don't ask
Topic: Bad News
My old stomach ache's back again, it's almost a relief compared to the other one. But I don't have time for it now. I've got a dinner party to attend tomorrow/later today and lots of things to do... dammit. And the rash has a new buddy in the shape of what resembles a mosquito bite right in the middle of my lovely double chin.