Mood:  cheeky

I got the umpthieth call from the world's most evil, suckiest phone/broad band provider ever today, and for some reason I decided to answer it today:

"Hello...helooooo...hellohellohello?"

"Um...hi...my name is whatever, I'm calling for suckiestcompanyever and I'm looking for notyou" 

"Um...you can stop that now. There's no point in that."

"Why?"

"She wouldn't deal with your company even if it was the last company on earth."

"Now I really have to ask why..?"

"Because we don't do business with swindlers"

"Has that happened to you personally?"

"No, but to close friends of mine."

"Umokthanksbye." 

Over in 20 sec :)