AIM Nerd - Old-hap

March

03/28/02

Last week I told you that I couldn't save certain conversations, well! It turns out Trillian logs the conversations, which is like a little baby Jesus in my scrotum(in a good way) if you know what I mean. So, today you have four updates.

We got the new section in the menu, the Aim Nerd Buddy Icons sections. Check out some icons that I made, more than Seth made and eventually use them and/or shoot me some suggestions for the future of Aim Nerd buddy icons.
Not really a big deal, but in the Wall of Uglies, if you click on the picture of your favorite Aim Nerd, you get a little biography of them. What I did was prank them with a AmishInMyPants.
I have the conversation I thought was lost forever between Sheena and OneThousandFish.

Sheena

Finally, the ever infamous(haha) Jay Smith IM's me(OneThousandFish) I showed a few people and they said it was entertaining, so I'm posting it.

Jay Smith

03/21/02

Today, I do have some posts, from myself, for you, so you better enjoy. First and foremost, today, I was talking to a guy, no idea what his name was. He reminded me of a gentleman I knew, named Chicken. Chicken was a very fruity man who was always trying to start fights with everyone cuz he, "Has emotional problems and don't give a fuck." Back to the guy, I was talking to him and he gave me this shit about how his mom bitches at him, I couldn't really care less about this guy's affairs, so I thought I'd just give him a hard time. So, here it is:

Lamoid

On the topic, these next two are just examples of how lame I really am, they take you on a journey of stupidity, billigery, homoity, and meity. All very bad stuff, most of which I made up.

I know you are but what am I
Error

Last, and certainly, not least, I introduce you, and myself for that matter, to a person by the name of Sheena. So here's the 411, I talk to her for a bit and tease her about some dead fucks I read about in her profile, I then tell her it was a guy named Jay who told me to do it. You see, Jay Smith, her boyfriend, was in her profile too, so I thought it'd be fun to fuck with her. She then blocks me and IMs me with a different screen name thinking I would fall for it. I didn't. So I take her and "Jay Smith" (OneThousandFish) Into a chat room and I argue with myself, seeing as I am both PooCollins and OneThousandFish. It gets a little boring, so I invite BigStonerPimp420, my good friend, me, to join us. We talk for a while, I hint to her at least 5 times that we are all the same person and she is being pranked, yet she never catches on to it. She later IMs me at OneThousandFish about how she never wants to see me(Jay Smith) again; only with the program I was using, I can't save the conversation, so you only get this three part post. Enjoy:

Sheena and Jay

03/14/02

Well well well, I finally got the domain name, didn't I. No more Shitty angelfire fucking up on me, no no no. Now It's aimerd.com.

With all the business I get from having to move from angelfire to here, I have had no time to post, no time to harass, blagh. But you do, however, get two nice posts from Ole J.

Biligero
Crack Head

February

December

1/06/02

Today I woke up really early and spent a good two hours fixing all the conversations on this site to have the dark-gray background making it look good in the iframe. Hmm, today I shall be unvailing the great Aim-nerd Vs. Aim-bastard layout, it's basically the same, ya know, except with this snazzy little buddy list. Woot, sounds like a good time. Every time I IM the homo, he ignores me, it really hurts my feelings, so my conversation with him will just have to be at a later date.

Today's post is me talkin to some guy, he is ignorant, the kind of guy that tries to play along with what you tell him. I called him a few names and he tells me some jibba-jabba about me knowing who he was. Thanks to bethany for the Bambi idea.

Bambi

Eghh, no go on the copy cat design, one of the soldiers voted it down. I will, however, put the ads I made on this site somewhere.

12/30/01

Coffee, the only reason I'm up this late. Today, my friends, you get two posts from me, how exciting, no? I got one about chillen, and one about scrotum scraping, sound like a good lunch to you all:

Chill
JockStrap

To further continue the battle with thame lame fuck the Aim-bastard, I will be stealing his page design and adding my own twist to it. This was an idea from the great Seth and I liked it. God damn his html abilities are suck of themselves. This is the kind of guy that sucks worse than be when it comes to html. So next week you can compare and contrast, who does the better job. Muahahaha!

12/23/01

Wow, wow, wow, we've been down for a whole month, that hurts. I have the same old layout but with this here cheesy "iframe." I am not really advanced in the html field, so here's the 411. This is an iframe, when you scroll down and click on a link, a pop up window will appear, this means you are doing good. This next step is where the whole "I suck" thing plays a part. After you see the pop-up, you have to scroll back up to the top, there will be the conversation's home. Isn't that cute, :). This first week, I am just going to sample the new design, no posts until the 30th. I know I've been saying that for a month now, but I only didn't do it because I was caught up in school, I had finals, and tournaments, and all that other nonsense. Now that is all over, so I will be true to the game, yo. The site is back, up and running, woohoo.

I was talking to a friend and she gave me a link, Aimbastard.com. I have been to other sites like mine, good sites, classic stuff like baiting.org and what not. But this, this is shit. This is why all you AIM users must IM this pussy, fuck with him, and send me the conversation.(if you don't know how to send a conversation click here.) Maybe soon enough I will prank this fucker, the Aim-nerd vs. the Aim-bastard.

Aim Nerd, PooCollins, gone.

November

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