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Hello,
my name is Myke, you all might know me as PooCollins, I run
this website. I am always more than willing to let new people
join... that is, if they have what it takes. In order to become
an Aim-nerd, one must have to go through a harsh, harsh training
camp, complete 27 hours of community service, and, of course,
prank the Aim-bastard. When looking through the applicants,
I will ignore everything but the Aim-bastard prank.(His screen
name is drift82) Here's how to send me a conversation:
Suzie: hello mr. poo, heer
is my conversashon
PooCollins: OK,
send it on over
Suzie:
Suzie:
hey, fucker lol.
Drift82: ok?
Suzie:
u suck
Drift82 signed off at 2:46:28 PM.
Suzie: fagit lol
Previous message was not received by
Drift82 because of error: User Drift82 is not
available.
PooCollins: Now
now, Suzie, you did two things wrong when trying to become an
Aim-nerd. One, you are not funny, you're just an LOLing piece
of fisherman crud. Two, never paste a conversation into the IM
box and expect me to use it, that would require a lot of html
editing.('Cause AIM does html ass-backward) It would only take
me a couple minutes, but it's the principle of the matter.
Suzie:
o, wut shud i do¿
PooCollins: Other
than shooting yourself, Suzie, you can properly send me the conversation.
OK, on the top of the IM box there is a thing call "File",
you see it... Good, now go to "Save..." This
will save the conversation onto your computer, got it?
Suzie:
wow, this is e-z, wut next
PooCollins: Well,
you can do one of a few things, I am a flexible kinda guy, so
I'll accept any of the following methods.
1) You can IM me, and go to "File > Send File..."
Then choose the file that you made when you saved the conversation
and send it to me; or,
2) You can open up your favorite html editor,(mine is notepad)
open the conversation in that editor, then e-mail
me the html code; or,
3) Much like step one, you can attach the file into an e-mail,
that'll work just fine and dandy; or,
4) (the idiot option) If you absolutely do not know anything,
and didn't understand 1-3, you can do this. Just remember, I yelled
at Suzie for it and I would not like this method. IM me and tell
me that you're gonna send me a conversation, at this point I will
close the IM box. You will then Directly connect to me.
Suzie wants to directly connect.
PooCollins is now directly connected.
PooCollins: Good
job Suzie, it is easy to connect. You know, how you s2r pix, right.
After I am connected, copy and paste, DIRECTLY FROM AIM*, the
conversation into the IM box and send it.
*There are two ways to copy and paste from AIM. Either send it
to me straight from the IM box, or save it and open it with AIM,
then copy and paste that. (To open with AIM, right click on any
instant message box, then go to "Open Window...")
Using these two methods keeps the color info, without such, the
conversation will not make it on my site.
Suzie:
wow, this is fun, thank u poo. u r a life saver
PooCollins: No,
Suzie, the real heroes are out there, killing chickens, molesting
mice, terminating ants. I- I am just a regular guy. I do not want
to change the world, just make easy for idiots like you to make
it on the Internet. Thank you for your time Suzie.
Suzie:
ur weird, lol
Suzie direct connection is closed.
Suzie signed off at 3:29:34 PM.
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