PooCollins : Luke, I am your father
Dominaria1988: is this colin
PooCollins: Yes, now luke, get me a sandwitch
PooCollins: I didn't go through 3 hours of labor to have a non-slave son, boy
PooCollins: While you're in the kitchen get me a can opener
PooCollins: These raviolis willn't open themselves
Dominaria1988: is this collin
PooCollins: Is this Dominaria1988, don't worry about it
PooCollins: Just get me a tortilla
PooCollins: Listen, buddy, you know me, I know you, now get off your fucking ass hole and get into that kitchen, I'm starting to look like a cadaver over here
Dominaria1988: good
Dominaria1988: all the easier for me to snap
PooCollins: Snap?
Dominaria1988: yeah snap
PooCollins: Snap your fingers, twiddle your thumbs?
Dominaria1988: no
PooCollins: Hey, jack frost, you're singing me a song, but i'm not catchin the rhythm
Dominaria1988: i mean you collin
PooCollins: This isn't colin
Dominaria1988: then what the hell is with the damn name
PooCollins: Hey, ain't you never heard of phil collins, he's my main man
PooCollins: speaking of fill, I'm kinda hungry, get me some gingerbread, man
Dominaria1988: how about you get up and get that work out you have been needing on your own
PooCollins: Hey, man, I am your father, luke, don't talk to me like that
PooCollins: When I was your age, my pop woulda slap me square'n the jaw
PooCollins: 'f' i'd've said that