TWiTCh437: in second grade the teacher told me to sit indian style so i got a cheap bottle of whiskey and fell asleep on the curb
WildAngel912: yes thats natural
WildAngel912: how are you
TWiTCh437: i am fine
WildAngel912: wonderful
TWiTCh437: i am still feeling the affects of a good marijuana cigaret
WildAngel912: sexy....
TWiTCh437: ohh yes i know
WildAngel912: or something
WildAngel912: i bet it smells wonderful
TWiTCh437: i wanna put my limo in your garage
TWiTCh437: if ya know what i mean
TWiTCh437: wink wink
TWiTCh437: nudge nudge
TWiTCh437: it keeps gettin rained on and im afraid it might ruin the paint and my garage isnt big enough
TWiTCh437: since its a limo and all
WildAngel912: yeah
WildAngel912: that's wrong
WildAngel912: go away
WildAngel912: eeww nasty stuff in my water
TWiTCh437: will you feed it to my cat if i give it to you nowJESUS H CHRIST YOUR CLOCKBUILT DONE CHALICE OF BLOOD
WildAngel912: what are you quoting?
TWiTCh437: im not quoting anythGORK SPASM IN THE LOWER ALKITTY COME HER forkjacobstitties are soft, round, and supple
WildAngel912: yeah
WildAngel912: thats creepy
TWiTCh437: like a fox
WildAngel912: like a fish
TWiTCh437: we shouldnt have broken up
TWiTCh437: we could still be together and im sure we wouldve had a wife and 5 kids by now
WildAngel912: you really are stoned aren't you
WildAngel912: lol
WildAngel912: oh sad
TWiTCh437: like a fox!
TWiTCh437: stoned like a fox!
TWiTCh437: you gerber
WildAngel912: yeah you're cool
TWiTCh437: that is why i smoke pot
TWiTCh437: so people will think im cool
WildAngel912: oh yeah
WildAngel912: you're #1
WildAngel912: or something
TWiTCh437: wait wait wait
TWiTCh437: your hitting on me arent you
TWiTCh437: YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX DONT YOU
TWiTCh437: you pervert
TWiTCh437: well you cant get me that easily
WildAngel912: no
TWiTCh437: just because im high you think you cant take advantage of me?
WildAngel912: it would be the opposite
TWiTCh437: i would've expected better from an angry female dear like yourself
TWiTCh437: or a 'vixen' rather
TWiTCh437: . . .
TWiTCh437: hello?
TWiTCh437: pork chop?
WildAngel912: sex goddess to you
TWiTCh437: ahh yes
WildAngel912: yeah and don't you forget
TWiTCh437: if i get you drunk will you perform sexual favors for me?
WildAngel912: no
WildAngel912: uhhhhhhh.....let me rethink that
TWiTCh437: but you are a sex goddes arent you
WildAngel912: NO
WildAngel912: YES but only when i want tbe
TWiTCh437: when do you want to be
TWiTCh437: my fingers smell like pot
WildAngel912: that's special
WildAngel912: i'm sure you get a lot of girsl that way
TWiTCh437: ohh i do
TWiTCh437: but back to you trying to take advantage of me
TWiTCh437: when are you going to be a sex goddes again?
WildAngel912: later
WildAngel912: but only for the guy i like
TWiTCh437: ohh, you make seth sad:'(
TWiTCh437: will you be my sex goddes
WildAngel912: i'm sorry
WildAngel912: no
TWiTCh437: please
WildAngel912: you're high
WildAngel912: no
TWiTCh437: what if i give you a biscuit
WildAngel912: a biscuit?!?!?
WildAngel912: oh yeah that'll make me want you
WildAngel912: no
WildAngel912: !!!!!
TWiTCh437: or 'BiZkIt" as you punk rockers prefer to call it
WildAngel912: yeah me and my punk self
TWiTCh437: you sex goddesses and your anti-family music
TWiTCh437: your all alike
TWiTCh437: you think your invincible dont you
WildAngel912: oh yeah
WildAngel912: watch me go
TWiTCh437: where are you going?
TWiTCh437: . . .
TWiTCh437: hello?
WildAngel912: i'm here
WildAngel912: patience
TWiTCh437: i thought you were going somewhere
TWiTCh437: or are you back
WildAngel912: i'm going to see the guy i like
WildAngel912: i wish
TWiTCh437: and have sex?
WildAngel912: no
WildAngel912: i'm Christian
WildAngel912: don't be stupid
TWiTCh437: are you saving your virginity
WildAngel912: yes
TWiTCh437: ok, well next time i get a preist drunk, ill have him marry us so we can have sex
TWiTCh437: . . .
TWiTCh437: hello
TWiTCh437: do you want to kill me?
WildAngel912: oh my gosh
WildAngel912: no
WildAngel912: you're just very strange
TWiTCh437: yes you do you porkchop
WildAngel912: thats all
WildAngel912: i'm not a porkchop
TWiTCh437: liCK THE GRAVY OFF THE CAT
WildAngel912: sick
TWiTCh437: you jest, im sure
WildAngel912: no
TWiTCh437: jest
TWiTCh437: chest
WildAngel912: i don't
TWiTCh437: your boobs are on your chest
WildAngel912: uuhhhh
WildAngel912: i don't like where this is going
WildAngel912: yes
WildAngel912: it's called anatomy
TWiTCh437: i want your boobs on my chest
WildAngel912: no you don't
TWiTCh437: well not attacked
TWiTCh437: attached*
TWiTCh437: waa
WildAngel912: yeah
WildAngel912: i figured
TWiTCh437: what if boobs were alive and had teeth and attacked people
TWiTCh437: . . .
TWiTCh437: or do they?
WildAngel912: oh yes
WildAngel912: they dettach themselves in the middle of the night and attack strong fit yound men
TWiTCh437: i want your boobs on my chest
WildAngel912: i know
TWiTCh437: i should be going now
WildAngel912: oh ok
TWiTCh437: and dont forget to rub that biscuit i gave you on a cat
WildAngel912: go drink some water
WildAngel912: nasty
TWiTCh437: to wash the taste of your **** out of my mouth right???