PooCollins : I saw the Blair Witch Project this morning
coalcrakerm4unow: you did
PooCollins: Yes, it was funny
coalcrakerm4unow: you male or female
PooCollins: I laughed louder than that one time I saw a nun get hit in the face
PooCollins: I'm a girl
coalcrakerm4unow: goooooooooooooooooooood
PooCollins: I'm on my boy friends screen name
coalcrakerm4unow: oh
PooCollins: You?
coalcrakerm4unow: u what
PooCollins: Are you a boy or girl
coalcrakerm4unow: oh man
coalcrakerm4unow: a man
PooCollins: oooo, self indulgence, I like
coalcrakerm4unow: k
PooCollins: So, have you seen the blair witch yet?
PooCollins: Critics rave it's the hottest new movie out
coalcrakerm4unow: yea
coalcrakerm4unow: saw it last year
coalcrakerm4unow: what ajoke
PooCollins: Really, are you one of them computer hackers
coalcrakerm4unow: no
coalcrakerm4unow: mabe
PooCollins: Speaking of hack, one time I saw a nun hacking up a little boy's shoe
coalcrakerm4unow: im
PooCollins: it was hilarious
PooCollins: Then I socked the bitch in the jaw
coalcrakerm4unow: oh yea
PooCollins: Boy I miss Mother Rose-Mary
PooCollins: God bless her soul
coalcrakerm4unow: you like to love or fight
PooCollins: I love to fight
coalcrakerm4unow: kool
coalcrakerm4unow: i used to till i went to jail
PooCollins: I saw this one trick hoe and she was all strollin up on my boyee, so ya know, dawg, I rolled up in there with a gauge
PooCollins: I bunked two holes in her car.
coalcrakerm4unow: where you live
coalcrakerm4unow: kool
PooCollins: California
PooCollins: How about you?
coalcrakerm4unow: i used to
PooCollins: That's how mother mary died
coalcrakerm4unow: leb. pa
PooCollins: She was in the car
coalcrakerm4unow: oh
PooCollins: It turns out little tweekette was only giving mary a ride
PooCollins: She wasn't really halla'in' at my shortee
PooCollins: but, what are you gonna do, eh
coalcrakerm4unow: you type fast
PooCollins: Word
coalcrakerm4unow: oh
coalcrakerm4unow: must be nice
PooCollins: I have one of them midgets
PooCollins: he types for me
coalcrakerm4unow: how you find me on here
PooCollins: Moma always told me they would never let me own a midget
PooCollins: I feed him on raw meet and pork rines
coalcrakerm4unow: i heard that
PooCollins: He's mean, but he types fast
coalcrakerm4unow: yea
PooCollins: He's my cyber scribe
PooCollins: him and Mary had a fling
PooCollins: That's why little ralphy here only has one eye
coalcrakerm4unow: wheres patch
PooCollins: Patch who?
coalcrakerm4unow: oh never mind
PooCollins: I knew this one vato name patch durgler
coalcrakerm4unow: i thouht u new her
coalcrakerm4unow: oh
PooCollins: He really lived up to his name
PooCollins: HE WAS ALWAYS HITTING ON ME
coalcrakerm4unow: how old are u
PooCollins: I am 12
coalcrakerm4unow: oh
PooCollins: Turning 13 in 3 weeks
PooCollins: And yourself?
coalcrakerm4unow: 50
coalcrakerm4unow: turnin 80 soon
PooCollins: Wow, I wish I aged in intervals of 30
PooCollins: That'd be good times
coalcrakerm4unow: yea that way dont have to hang around too long
coalcrakerm4unow: where your mom at
PooCollins: Yeah, hehehe, Poor, mary, she was only 24
PooCollins: She looked 197 though
coalcrakerm4unow: you shouldnt be on here with old men
PooCollins: You're the cradle robber that IMed me
coalcrakerm4unow: no not me
PooCollins: Uh oh, my mom's here
coalcrakerm4unow: good
PooCollins: LISTEN YOU FUCKING PERVERT, WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO MY DAUGHTER
coalcrakerm4unow: she ought to whoop your ass
PooCollins: FUCK YOU, DON'T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY FUCKING CHILDREN
PooCollins: MY HUSBAND IS LAPD
PooCollins: I'M GOING TO GET YOU TRACED DOWN YOU FUCKER
PooCollins: DON'T YOU EVER COME NEAR MY BABY AGAIN
coalcrakerm4unow: who cares im cia
PooCollins: THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT OK FOR YOU TWO MOLEST CHIDREN
PooCollins: YOU MAKE ME SICK
PooCollins: SHAME ON YOU
PooCollins: AND SHAME ON ALL OF YOU
PooCollins: Hehe, sorry
PooCollins: that was my boyfriend
PooCollins: he's funny
PooCollins: bye