PooCollins : you brag a lot
Jokstrape1: I do?
PooCollins: -you smell like shit
-you are stuck up
-i paid you 3 cents for head
-your info is proof of your conceit

yes you do
Jokstrape1: Okay, well If I offended you, I guess you can just shove it up your ass.
Jokstrape1: Who are you to talk?
PooCollins: this is jake
PooCollins: who the hell do you think you're talking to
Jokstrape1: Well, pleased to meet you, Jake!
PooCollins: and you too, instrument-used-for-supporting-a-wang
PooCollins: an honor, i'm sure
Jokstrape1: I'm sorry, did you actually have something you wanted to talk about...?
PooCollins: how about your face, up my crotch hole
PooCollins: bee atch
PooCollins: well, fucker, did you IM me to chat, or just be a shy sally?
Jokstrape1: You IM me...I just wanted to talk...
PooCollins: well let's talk, jake, what do you think of campain finance reform
Jokstrape1: No comment...
PooCollins: abortion?
Jokstrape1: NO on Abortion...
PooCollins: spam?
Jokstrape1: Wrong!
PooCollins: death penalty
Jokstrape1: Wrong...
PooCollins: my nuts in yer mouth, boyeeee
PooCollins: ?
Jokstrape1: No!
Jokstrape1: I have no problem Jake...
PooCollins: not even a little nibble
Jokstrape1: Not even a nibble, sorry to disappoint...
PooCollins: a teenie little lick
Jokstrape1: Sorry!
PooCollins: a tiny little teenie, teenie tiny quazi nibble
Jokstrape1: You have anything really worth saying...
Jokstrape1: Where do you live?
PooCollins: ooo, does this mean you're interested in a tiny little teenie, teenie tiny quazi nibble
Jokstrape1: How old are you?
PooCollins: old enough to wet the bed
PooCollins: in more ways than one
Jokstrape1: No, not really, if you don't have anything to say, good for you.
PooCollins: yes, well how about a a tiny little teenie, teenie tiny quazi nibble
Jokstrape1: Do you get pleasure from this or something?
PooCollins: well if you would take a a tiny little teenie, teenie tiny quazi nibble i would get a lot more pleasure
Jokstrape1: One time this guy IM me about his small dick not fitting in his baseball cup...
Jokstrape1: That really cracked me up!
PooCollins: HAHAHA
PooCollins: did you give him a tiny little teenie, teenie tiny quazi nibble
Jokstrape1: Not in the least bit...
PooCollins: not in the teeniest bit
PooCollins: not a teenie little bit
Jokstrape1: Nope...
PooCollins: a tiny teenie bit
PooCollins: you didn't even think about it
PooCollins: come on, you had to have rubbed your mom's tits at one point in your life
PooCollins: or give them a tiny little teenie, teenie tiny quazi nibble
Jokstrape1: Hey, look at the time, don't you need to go take your viagra or something...
Jokstrape1: I should let you do that...
PooCollins: no i'm strong like bull
PooCollins: i got enough penial blood to keep the hoover dame running
PooCollins: i have enough wood to re-introduce life in the wet lands of barbey-do
PooCollins: i have enough erection to pitch a tent and still pay for dessert
Jokstrape1: Go brag to someone that really wants to hear it, like your grandma or something, well gotta go, talk to ya someother time maybe...
PooCollins: hey, jake i think you're hittin on me
PooCollins: whattup with that
PooCollins: you know i am all that and a bag of chips
Jokstrape1: Then let your mom have a snack...
PooCollins: dude, i have enough snack to feed my mom, your mom, and etheopia
PooCollins: all in one sit down
PooCollins: not to mention my fat ass
Jokstrape1: Good for you...
Jokstrape1: I guess you don't go hungry...
PooCollins: you got that right, dude, wanna take a tiny little teenie, teenie tiny quazi nibble
Jokstrape1: Ya know, I think you really need that viagra...
Jokstrape1: or maybe its to late, your dad was the one that should have used it, because I think he had to scrape the bottom of the barrel to get you...
PooCollins: speaking of scraping, i think you should scrape the shit out of my shpincter