NO, that's not the sound of me laughing at my own jokes again, that's me laughing at the fact that you actually came here!

As most of you who're visiting this know, I love making bad puns! And so, for love of torturing ye folk out there, I've put many of them up on this site! There are many groups to choose from, and more to come, so you can torture yourself bits at a time. So enjoy!

    And remember... All work and no pun makes Jack a dull one!!!

• Math puns -- I think that's a bad sign, but don't get me going off on a tangent! You think that's a cute pun?? Well I think you're right! But that joke might be obtuse, so if you're laughing, I guess that's a good reflex. All right, I'll stop before you want to strangle me.
• PhysPuns -- Recently updated; lots of fun for those who like getting thrown out of physics class!

• Another bound-to-be-popular (Yes, I hear you coughing out there.) section, Dasfinitions -- a new look at old words. Praised be [fill in appropriate deity or deities, if applicable, here]!

• And don't forget the venerable CREDITS! pages! Don't know what they are? Well I need the hits for that page, so go find out for yourself!

• Finally, there's my prized Illiterature, overflowing with puns, witty pish-posh, and other gabbledeegook!

Disclaimer: About the puns -- please note: I am not responsible for anything resulting from your reading of the material of any feature contained in this section of my site. Said potential results include, but are not limited to: humor instability, severe allergies to puns, your being thrown out of public places for reciting any pun there-included, sudden bursts of hysteria upon the figuring out of a pun there-included, analogous bursts of anger and/or rage directed at the author of said puns, and blindness caused by reading this disclaimer.