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Features?? Now presenting...!? Is this punster out of his mind? (Don't answer that...) No -- this is a feature presentation! *Cough cough.*

Below I've placed many pages of my site that don't fall into puns, math, or random crap (er... hold that one). There's lots of various stuff to see, so hunt around, or snoop or something. Vaminos, vaminos!

    Thine featured features include, but are not limited to:
  • My Pics -- Just completely redone, with an all-new design featuring new photos!
  • The Ein Farts Fine Arts -- Some random neat mini-works and sketches I've done and compiled. Will add more later.
  • Random Crap -- Ahh, nothing like random crap to do some...crappy, random stuff. Features random thoughts, don't you hate..., and another stupid bonus feature! See, even the features have features!!
  • F.S. Pics -- Take a virtual tour of the Northeast (more to come!) with snapshots from our favorite flight simulator.
  • Cool Graphs -- Finally!!! A way to use calculators to hit on girls!! Give your sweetheart a parametric or polar rose today!
  • All About Moi -- Need I say more? Nah, this page will!
  • Punning Home -- Yet another opportunity to slip into my humor's grasp.