Oh, the humanity, as if you haven't had enough already! I'd make for a really good sadist, because here's even more torture!

    Anyway, as you know, some words have many definitions. (Random fact: Set has the most with well more than 150.) However, I've noticed that many, many useful, wholesome definitions go unnoticed by the majority of the general public. So, as a really bored person with nothing else to do, I take it upon myself to bring some of them to you! Without further ado, I bring you:

Definitions You Never Knew Existed
    -- that is, Dasfinitions:
1. Apex -- what you aim at when you shoot at the monkey.
2. Benign -- what you be after you be eight.
3. Berate -- what a teacher does on a report card when she grades a satisfactory student.
4. Concave -- where the prisoner hides.
5. Convex -- confuse a prisoner.
6. Defunct -- made the odor go away.
7. Electron -- a thing that counts votes in an election.
8. Escape -- what Superman wears.
9. Forgot -- hey, you have enough for a quartet.
10. Fortunate -- means you forgot to take the little paper out of the cookie.
11. Goalie -- what the fans shout when they like Lee.
12. Hexagon -- means the witch a-died.
13. Indium -- the politically incorrect element.
14. Intense -- how most people camp.
15. Jargon -- the case of the missing peanut butter.
16. Khakis -- Bostonese: what you need to start your vehicle.
17. Kilowatt -- what the guy asks if he doesn't know what bug you squished.
18. Kinetic -- simple; your KIN gave you your genETICs.
19. Lavatory -- a place to watch the volcano from.
20. Logarithm -- a song for woodcutters.
21. Marijuana -- an odd way of popping the question.
22. Meter -- what you wanna do if you like her.
23. Mighty -- not your tea.
24. Money -- what you might scream if you injure your leg.
25. Neighbor -- what a cold horse will do.
26. Oxidize -- what the ox a-does when he's old.
27. Pacifier -- your cue to call 911.
28. Palate -- what happened at dinner when you had your buddy over.
29. Pantry -- what?? You thought they made them in factories?
30. Parade -- you don't get to drink it if you bogey.
31. Poker -- if you keep doing it, you'll annoy her pretty quickly.
32. Pronoun -- a noun that graduated; or, an amateur noun that gets paid.
33. Quarterback -- what you want when the pay-phone call doesn't go through.
34. Rebate -- preparing to try to catch the fish again.
35. Recreation -- what? The Big Bang again?
36. Rhubarb -- what u might do if you try to climb the protected fence.
37. Scallop -- climb the wall.
38. Sincere -- crime witness?
39. Stereotype -- what brand sound system you have.
40. Thesaurus -- a very smart dinosaur.
41. Universe -- a short poem.
42. Wholesome -- just an annoying little oxymoron.