Geez, ya haven't learned your lesson yet? Grr, that means I gotta keep making these.

Soo anyway, most of these puns almost got me kicked out of my physics class on numerous occasions; but I also made others up just especially for this! Don't you feel SPECIAL?!?!?!?!?

Aite, so here, go read.

The most recent-est additions, with assistance from our Guest Punner:
Paul "Loser Hall" Camurati!*

*Patent pending. Results may vary.

• What's the favorite form of relaxation for a physicist who likes electricity? -- Meditation: "Ohhhmmmmm....."
• If you're money-obsessed, don't become a physicist just for the joules!
• What unit best describes the expensive taxi of the future? -- Centimeter.
• Why are physicists such bad drivers? Because they always change speed due to impulse.
• When dealing with waves and the teacher says something about nodes, a perfect line is "Phht, I knowed that already!!"
• When frequency is mentioned, my favorite pun is "Ouch! That Hertz!"
• If there's a weird guy named Quincy in there, I'm sure you can think of something...
• "Uch, displacement is bad, move it!"
• Physicist discovers an object in motion does tend to stay in motion.... Punchline: What a momentumous occasion!
• "OK class, who knows what diffraction is?"
  • Simple, diffraction is ¾.
• Isn't it weird that you use a scale to measure your weight, but weight's really a vector?
• Why learn about Rutherford's model of the atom? It's so Bohring!
• When learning about electromagnetic radiation, you might say the teacher's shedding some light on it!

Lucky for you, that's all I have for now. So I'll add them later and give you a chance to recuperate!...