The Latverian Embassy
Welcome to the Latverian Embassy. On this Webpage, you will learn all there is to know about our humble monarch, Doctor Victor von Doom: His humble beginnings, his rise to power, and his landmark battles against the evil Fantastic Four and other likeminded scum of the planet. He is a man whose brilliance knows no limit and can break the seemingly unbreakable barrier of time. He is a man who has fought the evils of Hell and lived to talk about it. But most of all, He is a man dedicated to world peace; a world where all people live equally under the iron fist of a loving Master… Doom of course. At the Latverian Embassy, Doom receives the respect he so rightfully has earned. This site will take you into the mind of Doom; the journey will be that of immense pleasure. You will dabble in the mystic arts, seize the power cosmic, and most importantly, learn all there is to know about our gracious monarch Doctor Victor von Doom.
Doctor Doom is the greatest hero ever to grace the pages of Marvel Comics. Ever since his first appearance in Fantastic Four vol.1 #5 in 1962, readers have been enthralled by his brilliant nature and quest to rule the world. Doom's unpredictable nature makes him one of the most interesting and well-written characters in the Marvel Universe. Doom, over his 40 years in Marvel Comics, has encountered the best villains Marvel has to offer, and Doom always keeps them guessing.
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(This cover represents Mark Millar's vision to take his foot and unite it swiftly with my testicles.)
Did you read this issue? Seriously, before you read this write-up, did you read this? If you didn't, don't. Just go to your kitchen, pick up a melon baller, fill it full of salt, and place it to the side. Proceed to take out a steak knife and cut a tiny hole into your nipple (there is already one there technically, so this should be easy). Now, retrieve the melon baller full of salt and dip your nipple in it. That, amongst other things will leave you more satisfied than wasting you time on this abortion of a comic. Okay, If you did read this issue, I went down and lit a candle for you at the local Catholic church. Hopefully God will have mercy and not drive you to the point of insanity as he has me. I read this issue and now I can taste colors. I find George Lopez funny. Celine Dion is an angel. I am literally trying to think of a joke... and it isn't there. There is nothing funny about this issue. I would be less distraught if I walked in on Mark Millar and my grandmother having "relations." At least then I would have a new grandpa to play catch with. What did I get for reading this? I'm poorer, and now I watch Ben Affleck movies and think Well, it isn't that bad now that I've read FF 567. I do know this though. There will be a "Deus Ex Machina" moment to save us from this storyline. But it won't erase it from my brain... and that's the real tragedy. I mean, a megalodon? Really?
(Jesus Christ. Doom might as well curtsy for these dudes.)
("If our backs are together, no one can sneak up on...Wait, what do you mean Sentinels?")
Well, this series couldn't have been more fun. Awww, who am I kidding? It could have been ten times more fun, but it was really good... and it is always fun to see Magneto get thrown around a bit. He's so freakin' overrated it sickens me. I mean, just because his movie character was well written and played by an actual actor, allofthesudden he's the "greatest" villain out there. He picks up metal, folks. Metal. A naked dude with a plastic shiv owns him 9 times out of 10.
(Villain Pose Off!)
I don't wanna ruin this issue for anyone, but have you ever seen the show Scrubs? It is exactly the same... but more comical.
(CLEAR! DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!!!)
Didn't like this issue? Obviously you folks don't understand time travel. I myself, having just seen the new Star Trek movie, understand it completely. Let me break it down for you. You can't kill someone in the past or it will seriously affect the future... you can however throw them back to the time of dinosaurs where they are unable to do the things in the past they would have done otherwise (basically the same as killing them) without repercussions. Of course if you are Writer A, you can alter the past and it doesn't affect the future, it just starts an alternate timeline. And if you are Writer B, you can alter the past to change the current future. It really just depends on how you need to use time travel in your particular story. Consistency be damned!
Coming Soon!! **Possible Spoilers** (Anytime you read about future issues, the plot of current issues might be spoiled. Anybody who loves Doom knows about time travel... plus, sometimes I just straight up spoil it for ya. Read new issues the day they come out and you won't have this problem. So yeah, it's your fault.)
THOR #602 Written by J.MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI Art & Cover by MARKO DJURDJEVIC The cataclysmic, catastrophic events of THOR #600 have rocked Asgard. What unexpected way do his true friends figure out to help him? And what could possibly be the next step in the devious Loki’s sinister schemes and machinations? 32 PGS./Rated T+ ...$3.99
Should've bought that Craftsman hammer. Life Time Warranty... that's all I'm sayin.'
June
MARVEL APES: PRIME EIGHT SPECIAL Written by KARL KESEL Penciled by TODD NAUCK Cover by JOHN WATSON In the face of a fate worse than death, the Ape Universe’s greatest minds and leaders must come together to save their world in a secret council known as – the PRIME EIGHT! BLACK BOLT, king of the Inhominids! The invincible IRON MANDRILL! Bruce Bananner, the incredible HULK! PROFESSOR XAPIER, leader of the X-Simians! CLEOOK, Sorceress Supreme! DR. DOOM, master of Latvookia! SILVERBACK SURFER, Simian of the Spaceways! NICK FURY 2099, time traveling secret agent! Monkhattan stands on the brink of disaster in a story we had to call...APE-OKOPLIS NOW! 48 PGS./One-Shot/Rated T+ ...$3.99
Sweet Mother of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, what is this garbage? Plus, what does Silverback Surfer have in his hands?
July
THOR #603 Written by J. MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI Pencils and Cover by MARKO DJURDJEVIC The people of Asgard are fractured, as Loki’s scheming plans start to bear poisonous fruit. In Latveria, Balder and his loyal followers have a home at the tender mercies of Victor Von Doom. Out in the wide open world, Thor and his followers in exile roam without a country. As Loki puts the final calculated moves in play...will the spirit of Asgard itself be destroyed? Don't miss the critically acclaimed, fan-favorite, multiple-Eisner-nominated THOR! 32 PGS./Rated T+ ...$3.99
I see this cover and I hear AC/DC music. You decide if that is good or bad.
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