Tomlette's Insane Feline Theater
*A crowd of cats slowly file into the theater, seating themselves as close to the stage as possible. At first glance, these appear to be just any group of cats, but if one looks closely, you might recognize them as the cast of CATS, the musical about dancing, singing felines known as the Jellicle Tribe. Once everyone has seated, a tall, lankey, human girl walks out on stage and and addresses the crowd*
Typist: Welcome, one and all! Many people of the CATS: The Musical Community are very familar with our many, many fan-fics. But what fewer people know of is our parodies, where we take the characters from the said musical and use them as the characters in other musicals, not to mention various movies, TV shows, fairy tails, and other areas of entertainment. The stories below are NOT these kinds of parodies.
Cats: No kidding, Sherlock!
Typist: Instead, these parodies give our beloved Jellicles a hard-earned break, where all they do is watch, while various made-up characters that have been created in their honnor take their place.
*a small Russian blue and white queen pokes her head out from backstage*
Tomasia: Either that, or they were created just for the sake of creating a character, but she'll torture them just as much.
*the queen is pulled backstage again by a large hook, as the girl continues*
Typist: The characters used are all from people who often roll play in the CATS RPG Chatroom, hosted by StarVoice. Various creators, commonly known as Typists, own these characters and often get their insperastion from almost everything, including anime, video games, comic books, professional wrestling, fantasy, and everything in between and beyond. So, beware, all ye role players, for your character's saftey! You never know when they could become victum of Tomlette's Insane Feline Theater!
Unfortunately, I, your great Typist, will be slowed by the writing of "The Kitty" by school and a slight writer's block. However, I am working (slowly) on "Whose Mew Is It Anyway?", so keep your eyes open for that! Sorry about that.
Updated on 5/12/02--Part 4 of "The Kitty" is finially up! HOORAY! I bet you didn't think I could do it, did ya'? Come on, be honest...
Happy Birthday Chuck!
The Parodies: The Kitty--Based on the movie The Mummy
*Still In Progress!*
The Cast List
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3NEW!!
Part 4
Parodies To Come:
Catassins--Based on Stephen Sondhiem's musical Assassins
Whose Mew Is It Anyway?--Based on the TV improv show Whose Line Is It Anyway?
World Wrestling Felines--Based on the profressional wrestling organazation, the World Wrestling Federation (WWF)
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The parodies above are based on movies, tv shows, musicals, and other forms of entertainment that are protected in the United States and in other countries by copyright laws. I DO NOT HOLD THE COPYRGHT to those forms of entertainment, nor do I hold the copyright to Andrew Lloyd Webber's CATS musical, or to any of the other entertainments mentioned or used in the form of characters (Ronnin Warriors, The World Wrestling Federation, The Uncanny X-Men, etc.) , nor do the "Typists" behind the characters. All parodies are written for entertainment purposes only, and I am not making a profit from them.
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