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Thinking of getting a pickup truck?
Helpful hints from Varney's book, ASK ERNEST
* Chairs for the kids to sit on
* Several empty oil cans
* Jumper cables
* A coon hound
* Gun rack, with umbrella
* Four on the floor
* Decorative screen on back window, like a rodeo scene, migratin' geese, or an armadillo
* Mud flaps
* Side rails
* Lotsa runnin' lights
* Most important (read my lips): B-u-m-p-e-r S-t-i-c-k-e-r-s. Bumper stickers help a man make a statement about who he is. Two of the very best ones are "I brake for Vern" and "Redneck is right."
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Why do they call them mobile homes when nobody ever moves 'em around?
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