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September 2010 Month and day listed, all times EST

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Movies so far have included: Scream, Spawn from Hell, Freddy Vs. Jason (2003), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the incredible Hulk, So I Married An Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy), Joe's Apartment (with 10,000 singing/dancing cockroaches), Krippendorf's Tribe (Richard Dreyfuss, Jenna Elfman), Pulp Fiction, Pirates Of The Caribbean: Curse Of The Black Pearl (a ghost ship with a real skeleton crew), Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest (Davy Jones wants your soul), Godzilla movies, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (a 1950s movies spoof), Lawnmower Man 2: Jobe's War, 007 James Bond movies, A League Of Their Own, An American Werewolf In Paris, Dick Tracy (fantasy based on the comic strips), Judge Dredd (Stallone as judge, jury & executioner in the future), Look Who's Talking Now, Look Who's Talking Too, the new Thunderbirds movie, Hocus Pocus (goofy witches try to take over modern Salem), Canadian Bacon (comedy, US declares war on Canada. Dan Aykroyd, John Candy), Down Periscope (comedy spoof of Hunt For Red October; Bruce Dern, Kelsey Grammer), Bewitched (Nicole Kidman as the modern witch, Shirley MacLain & Michael Caine as her parents, Will Ferrell as Darren). If you missed any of them, it's a Low Down Dirty Shame
• September, 2010 •
Wednesday, 9 —1
7:35a Old Dogs PG
9:10a The Men Who Stare At Goats R
10:50a G-Force PG
12:20p Serendipity PG13
2:00p Old Dogs PG
3:30p Race To Witch Mountain PG
5:15p Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist PG13
6:50p G-Force PG
8:25p Old Dogs PG
10:00p The Pillars Of The Earth (E113)
11:50p The Stepfather PG13
1:40a The Class PG13
4:00a Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist PG13
5:40a Corky Romano PG13
Thursday, 9 —2
7:15a Serendipity PG13
8:50a The Stepfather PG13
10:40a The Damned United R
12:25p Quarantine R
2:00p Corky Romano PG13
3:30p Sweet Home Alabama PG13
5:20p STARZ STUDIOS (E233)
5:35p The Stepfather PG13
7:25p Quarantine R
9:00p The Fast And The Furious PG13
10:50p 2 Fast 2 Furious PG13
12:45a Sweet Home Alabama PG13
2:40a The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 R
4:30a The Fast And The Furious PG13
Friday, 9 —3
6:20a Out Cold PG13
7:50a 2 Fast 2 Furious PG13
9:45a Rachel Getting Married R
11:45a Sweet Home Alabama PG13
1:35p STARZ STUDIOS (E233)
1:50p The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 R
3:45p 2 Fast 2 Furious PG13
5:35p The Fast And The Furious PG13
7:25p Planet 51 PG
9:00p The Men Who Stare At Goats R
10:35p The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 R
12:25a Lakeview Terrace PG13
2:20a Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The... R
3:50a District 9 R
5:50a Planet 51 PG
Saturday, 9 —4
7:25a Angels & Demons PG13
9:50a The Men Who Stare At Goats R
11:30a Lakeview Terrace PG13
1:25p Planet 51 PG
3:00p District 9 R
5:00p The Men Who Stare At Goats R
6:35p Angels & Demons PG13
9:00p Zombieland R
10:35p District 9 R
12:30a Quarantine R
2:05a Angels & Demons PG13
4:30a Murder At 1600 R
Sunday, 9 —5
6:20a Old Dogs PG
7:50a Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist PG13
9:30a Up PG
11:15a Zombieland R
12:45p *Starz Studios: Resident Evil:... NA
1:05p Fired Up PG13
2:40p Old Dogs PG
4:15p Quarantine R
5:50p Zombieland R
7:20p Up PG
9:00p Old Dogs PG
10:35p Fired Up PG13
12:10a The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 R
2:00a Spread R
3:45a The Ugly Truth R
5:30a Year One PG13

Monday, 9 —6
7:10a Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs PG
8:50a The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 R
10:40a The Ugly Truth R
12:20p Bedtime Stories PG
2:05p Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs PG
3:45p Year One PG13
5:25p The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 R
7:15p Bedtime Stories PG
9:00p The Ugly Truth R
10:40p Year One PG13
12:20a Spy Game R
2:30a Bedtime Stories PG
4:20a The Class PG13
Tuesday, 9 —7
6:30a Sweet Home Alabama PG13
8:25a The Damned United R
10:10a Beverly Hills Chihuahua PG
11:45a G-Force PG
1:15p Beyond A Reasonable Doubt PG13
3:05p Sweet Home Alabama PG13
5:00p Beverly Hills Chihuahua PG
6:35p *Starz Studios: Resident Evil:... NA
6:50p Spy Game R
9:00p G-Force PG
10:35p Sweet Home Alabama PG13
12:30a The Royal Tenenbaums R
2:25a Beverly Hills Chihuahua PG
4:50a District 9 R
Wednesday, 9 —8
6:45a Easy Virtue PG13
8:25a G-Force PG
10:00a STARZ STUDIOS (E233)
10:15a Pandorum R
12:10p Lakeview Terrace PG13
2:05p District 9 R
4:05p The Master Of Disguise PG
5:30p Whatever Works PG13
7:05p Pandorum R
9:00p District 9 R
11:00p Lakeview Terrace PG13
1:00a Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs PG
2:40a Pandorum R
4:35a Grace R
Thursday, 9 —9
6:00a Kabluey PG13
7:30a Lakeview Terrace PG13
9:25a Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs PG
11:00a The Men Who Stare At Goats R
12:35p The Master Of Disguise PG
2:00p Pineapple Express R
4:00p August R
5:30p STARZ STUDIOS (E234)
5:45p The Men Who Stare At Goats R
7:25p Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs PG
9:05p Pineapple Express R
11:00p Martin Lawrence Presents 1st...
11:30p Martin Lawrence Presents 1st...
12:00a Martin Lawrence Presents 1st...
12:30a Martin Lawrence Presents 1st...
1:00a Martin Lawrence Presents 1st...
1:30a Martin Lawrence Presents 1st...
2:00a Martin Lawrence Presents 1st...
2:30a Martin Lawrence Presents 1st...
3:00a Martin Lawrence Presents 1st...
3:30a Martin Lawrence Presents 1st...
4:00a Martin Lawrence Presents 1st...
4:30a Martin Lawrence Presents 1st...
5:00a The Men Who Stare At Goats R
Friday, 9 —10
6:40a Matilda PG
8:20a Beyond A Reasonable Doubt PG13
10:10a STARZ STUDIOS (E234)
10:25a Pineapple Express R
12:20p Fired Up PG13
1:50p G.I. Jane R
4:05p Easy Virtue PG13
5:45p *Starz Studios: Resident Evil:... NA
6:00p The Hot Chick PG13
7:50p Fired Up PG13
12:00a Pandorum R
2:00a Rachel Getting Married R
3:55a *Starz Studios: Resident Evil:... NA
4:15a Fired Up PG13
5:50a Surrogates PG13
Saturday, 9 —11
7:25a The Hot Chick PG13
9:15a Zombieland R
10:50a Last Chance Harvey PG13
12:25p *Starz Studios: Resident Evil:... NA
12:40p The Ugly Truth R
2:20p Pandorum R
4:10p Surrogates PG13
5:45p Zombieland R
7:20p The Ugly Truth R
9:00p Did You Hear About The Morgans? PG13
10:50p Surrogates PG13
12:20a Sugar & Spice PG13
1:50a Pineapple Express R
3:45a The Ugly Truth R
5:30a Speed R
Sunday, 9 —12
7:30a Sugar & Spice PG13
9:00a G-Force PG
10:30a Jonas Brothers: The Concert... G
11:50a Did You Hear About The Morgans? PG13
1:40p Pineapple Express R
3:40p The Sixth Sense PG13
5:35p G-Force PG
7:10p Did You Hear About The Morgans? PG13
9:00p The Stepfather PG13
10:45p Pineapple Express R
12:45a Spy Game R
3:00a Bones R
4:45a Michael Jackson's This Is It PG

Monday, 9 —13
6:40a STARZ STUDIOS (E234)
7:00a G-Force PG
8:30a The Stepfather PG13
10:15a Beverly Hills Chihuahua PG
11:50a 40 Days And 40 Nights R
1:30p STARZ STUDIOS (E234)
1:45p Michael Jackson's This Is It PG
3:40p The Open Road PG13
5:15p Spy Game R
7:25p Beverly Hills Chihuahua PG
9:00p Michael Jackson's This Is It PG
11:00p 40 Days And 40 Nights R
1:45a Serendipity PG13
3:25a Spread R
5:10a Angels & Demons PG13
Tuesday, 9 —14
7:35a Beverly Hills Chihuahua PG
9:10a Pineapple Express R
11:10a Serendipity PG13
12:45p Did You Hear About The Morgans? PG13
2:35p Rachel Getting Married R
4:35p Pineapple Express R
6:35p Angels & Demons PG13
9:00p Did You Hear About The Morgans? PG13
10:50p Serendipity PG13
12:30a Pineapple Express R
2:25a The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 R
4:15a Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist PG13
5:50a *Starz Studios: Resident Evil:... NA
Wednesday, 9 —15
6:05a The Men Who Stare At Goats R
7:45a Did You Hear About The Morgans? PG13
9:35a The Mummy Returns PG13
11:50a Sunshine Cleaning R
1:25p *Starz Studios: Resident Evil:... NA
1:40p The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 R
3:35p The Men Who Stare At Goats R
5:20p Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist PG13
7:00p The Mummy Returns PG13
9:12p The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 R
12:05a The Men Who Stare At Goats R
2:50a Old Dogs PG
4:25a Starz Inside: The Face Is... TV14
5:25a The Mummy Returns PG13
Thursday, 9 —16
7:45a Sweet Home Alabama PG13
9:35a Ponyo G
11:20a Old Dogs PG
12:50p All The Queen's Men PG13
2:40p Spy Game R
4:50p STARZ STUDIOS (E235)
5:05p The Royal Tenenbaums R
7:05p Sweet Home Alabama PG13
9:00p Old Dogs PG
10:40p Spy Game R
12:50a Serendipity PG13
2:25a Ponyo G
4:15a Sweet Home Alabama PG13
Friday, 9 —17
6:10a Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs PG
7:50a The Damned United R
9:35a Serendipity PG13
11:10a Sugar & Spice PG13
12:35p Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs PG
2:10p Con Air R
4:10p Serendipity PG13
5:45p Did You Hear About The Morgans? PG13
7:35p Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs PG
9:12p The Fast And The Furious PG13
12:00a Con Air R
2:00a Spread R
3:40a Did You Hear About The Morgans? PG13
5:25a Matilda PG
Saturday, 9 —18
7:05a The Fast And The Furious PG13
8:55a Corky Romano PG13
10:25a 2012 PG13
1:05p Year One PG13
2:45p Did You Hear About The Morgans? PG13
4:30p The Fast And The Furious PG13
6:20p 2012 PG13
9:00p Dear John PG13
10:50p Year One PG13
12:35a 40 Days And 40 Nights R
2:20a The Men Who Stare At Goats R
4:00a *Starz Studios: Resident Evil:... NA
4:20a 2012 PG13
Sunday, 9 —19
7:05a Year One PG13
8:50a Planet 51 PG
10:30a Dear John PG13
12:20p The Men Who Stare At Goats R
2:00p Fired Up PG13
3:35p Pandorum R
5:30p Dear John PG13
7:25p Planet 51 PG
9:00p The Men Who Stare At Goats R
10:40p Pandorum R
12:35a The Mummy Returns PG13
2:50a The Master Of Disguise PG
4:15a Planet 51 PG
5:50a Jonas Brothers: The Concert... G

Monday, 9 —20
7:10a The Mummy Returns PG13
9:25a Pandorum R
11:20a The Stepfather PG13
1:05p STARZ STUDIOS (E235)
1:20p Shakespeare In Love R
3:25p District 9 R
5:20p Sugar & Spice PG13
6:45p The Mummy Returns PG13
9:00p The Stepfather PG13
10:45p District 9 R
1:50a Corky Romano PG13
3:25a Blood: The Last Vampire R
5:05a Dear John PG13
Tuesday, 9 —21
7:00a The Stepfather PG13
8:45a The Sixth Sense PG13
10:40a Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs PG
12:15p District 9 R
2:15p Dear John PG13
4:10p Last Chance Harvey PG13
5:50p Corky Romano PG13
7:25p Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs PG
9:00p Dear John PG13
10:50p The Sixth Sense PG13
12:45a The Young Victoria PG
2:40a Spread R
4:25a Up PG
Wednesday, 9 —22
6:05a Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs PG
7:40a G-Force PG
9:15a The Young Victoria PG
11:10a Up PG
12:50p Easy Virtue PG13
2:30p Fired Up PG13
4:05p G-Force PG
5:40p Up PG
7:20p The Hot Chick PG13
9:10p 2 Fast 2 Furious PG13
12:00a Quarantine R
2:45a The Fast And The Furious PG13
4:35a G-Force PG
Thursday, 9 —23
6:10a 2 Fast 2 Furious PG13
8:05a STARZ STUDIOS (E235)
8:20a Beverly Hills Chihuahua PG
10:00a Fired Up PG13
11:35a *Starz Studios: Resident Evil:... NA
11:50a Bedtime Stories PG
1:40p Did You Hear About The Morgans? PG13
3:30p The Fast And The Furious PG13
5:20p STARZ STUDIOS (E236)
5:35p 2 Fast 2 Furious PG13
7:25p Beverly Hills Chihuahua PG
9:00p Did You Hear About The Morgans? PG13
10:50p Bedtime Stories PG
12:35a 2012 PG13
3:15a STARZ STUDIOS (E236)
3:35a Beverly Hills Chihuahua PG
5:10a Kabluey PG13
Friday, 9 —24
6:40a Bedtime Stories PG
8:25a The Open Road PG13
10:00a Did You Hear About The Morgans? PG13
11:50a STARZ STUDIOS (E236)
12:05p 2012 PG13
2:50p District 9 R
4:50p Sunshine Cleaning R
6:30p Dear John PG13
8:20p 2012 PG13
12:05a District 9 R
2:00a P2 R
3:45a Lakeview Terrace PG13
5:45a Hannah Montana The Movie G
Saturday, 9 —25
7:35a Dear John PG13
9:30a The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 R
11:20a *Starz Studios: Resident Evil:... NA
11:35a District 9 R
1:35p Lakeview Terrace PG13
3:30p Dear John PG13
5:25p P2 R
7:10p The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 R
9:00p Armored PG13
10:30p Lakeview Terrace PG13
12:25a 2 Fast 2 Furious PG13
2:15a The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 R
4:05a The Ugly Truth R
5:45a The Master Of Disguise PG
Sunday, 9 —26
7:10a Bedtime Stories PG
8:50a Angels & Demons PG13
11:10a Armored PG13
12:40p 2 Fast 2 Furious PG13
2:30p The Ugly Truth R
4:10p Serendipity PG13
5:45p Armored PG13
7:15p Bedtime Stories PG
9:00p The Ugly Truth R
10:40p Angels & Demons PG13
1:05a The Fast And The Furious PG13
3:00a Bedtime Stories PG
4:45a The Men Who Stare At Goats R

Monday, 9 —27
6:30a The Sixth Sense PG13
8:25a The Fast And The Furious PG13
10:20a 40 Days And 40 Nights R
12:00p STARZ STUDIOS (E236)
12:15p Pandorum R
2:10p The Men Who Stare At Goats R
3:50p Sunshine Cleaning R
5:30p 40 Days And 40 Nights R
7:10p The Fast And The Furious PG13
9:00p The Men Who Stare At Goats R
10:40p Pandorum R
1:45a Year One PG13
3:30a Whatever Works PG13
5:10a The Young Victoria PG
Tuesday, 9 —28
7:05a 2 Fast 2 Furious PG13
9:00a Jungle 2 Jungle PG
10:45a Up PG
12:25p Year One PG13
2:05p Armored PG13
3:40p P2 R
5:25p 2 Fast 2 Furious PG13
7:20p Up PG
9:00p Armored PG13
10:30p Year One PG13
12:10a 2 Fast 2 Furious PG13
2:05a Bedtime Stories PG
3:45a Armored PG13
5:15a Michael Jackson's This Is It PG
Wednesday, 9 —29
7:10a Up PG
8:50a Did You Hear About The Morgans? PG13
10:40a Bedtime Stories PG
12:25p Last Chance Harvey PG13
2:05p Michael Jackson's This Is It PG
4:00p The Open Road PG13
5:35p Bedtime Stories PG
7:20p Did You Hear About The Morgans? PG13
9:07p Michael Jackson's This Is It PG
12:05a Pineapple Express R
3:05a Did You Hear About The Morgans? PG13
4:50a Jonas Brothers: The Concert... G
Thursday, 9 —30
6:10a Pandorum R
8:00a The Mummy Returns PG13
10:10a Pineapple Express R
12:10p Jonas Brothers: The Concert... G
1:30p Dear John PG13
3:25p Pandorum R
5:15p STARZ STUDIOS (E237)
5:30p Pineapple Express R
7:30p Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist PG13
9:00p Dear John PG13
10:50p The Mummy Returns PG13
1:00a Kate & Leopold PG13
3:05a Pandorum R
5:00a The Fall R
ALL THE QUEEN'S MEN [PG13]·Comedy·2002·(1:41)
World War II: four Allied soldiers infiltrate a Berlin factory to
steal a secret encoding device - but in this all-female facility,
they must go in drag! A loopy action-comedy! 9/16.

AMERICA'S SWEETHEARTS [PG13]·Romantic Comedy·2001·(1:43)
An all-star cast in the breezy story of a movie studio publicist
and his adventures in wrangling a dysfunctional Hollywood
star couple, their entourage and various love affairs. With
Billy Crystal, Catherine-Zeta Jones, Hank Azaria. 8/30.

ANACONDA [PG13]·Horror·1997·(1:29)
A film crew heads into the South American jungle searching
for a lost tribe of natives - but when they pick up a crazed
man with a story about a giant snake, things get wild in this
over-the-top action-monster treat! With Jon Voight.

ANGELS & DEMONS [PG13]·Book Based·2009·(2:19)
The pope is dead and the candidates to replace him have
been kidnapped - a secret group vows to kill the cardinals
and destroy Vatican City. Can famed Harvard prof Robert
Langdon save the day? Prequel to The DaVinci Code.

ARMORED [PG13]·Crime·2009·(1:28)
A rookie armored car guard is persuaded by his co-workers to
join in on a foolproof $42 million heist that promises no
violence - but things go wrong in this taut action drama. With
Laurence Fishburne, Jean Reno. 9/25,26,28,10/1,2.

AUGUST [R]·Drama·2008·(1:28)
The owner of a dot com upstart is powerless to do anything
as the world he knows caves in around him. 9/9.

BEDTIME STORIES [PG]·Comedy·2008·(1:39)
A harried handyman's life turns crazy when the fantastic
bedtime stories he tells his niece and nephew begin to come
true in the real world - but when he starts giving himself
prizes in the tales, the trouble begins!

BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA [PG]·Adventure·2008·(1:31)
Spoiled Chloe the chihuahua lives in posh luxury in Beverly
Hills - but when she's dognapped in Mexico, the plucky little
dog learns to find her bark with her new canine friends! With
Jamie Lee Curtis, Andy Garcia, George Lopez. 9/7,13,14,23.

BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT [PG13]·Drama·2009·(1:45)
A television reporter sets himself up for a crime he did not
commit in order to prove that a slick district attorney - and
candidate for governor - is not above corruption. A twisting
mystery with Michael Douglas, Amber Tamblyn. 8/31,9/7,10.

BLOOD: THE LAST VAMPIRE [R]·Action·2009·(1:29)
In post-WWII Japan, a young vampire working for a covert
government agency poses as a student at a US military base.
Her job: discover and destroy a bloodthirsty supernatural
demon! A non-stop action-horror treat. 9/20.

BONES [R]·Black·2001·(1:37)
After being betrayed and murdered, the self-proclaimed
"protector" (Snoop Dogg) of an inner-city neighborhood rises
from the dead to exact vengeance on the children of his killer.

In "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian" the four
Pevensie kids are swept back to magical Narnia, where they
join the struggle to restore Prince Caspian to his rightful
throne. 8/31

THE CLASS [PG13]·Art House·2009·(2:10)
Multiple-award winning true story of a junior high school
teacher whose struggles with his inner city class produces
success - and sometimes failure. Dynamic and realistic,
starring the real-life instructor playing himself. 9/1,6.

In 'Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs', a young inventor
discovers how to make food literally rain from the sky - but no
one expected such giant servings! A hilarious, action-packed
animated tale. 9/6,8,9,17,21,22,10/1,2.

CON AIR [R]·Action·1997·(1:55) Nicolas Cage.
A man unjustly prisoned is finally approved for release - but
finds himself aboard an airplane full of dangerous inmates
who hijack the flight! With John Cusack, Ving Rhames, Steve
Buscemi. Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer. 9/17.

CORKY ROMANO [PG13]·Comedy·2001·(1:26)
Corky Romano did not join the family business - organized
crime - but he agrees to infiltrate the FBI in a bumbling
attempt to steal evidence the agency has on his dad!

THE DAMNED UNITED [R]·Drama·2009·(1:37)
Charismatic, arrogant, and audacious describe legendary UK
soccer coach Brian Clough in 1974, when he had a brief but
spectacularly disastrous 44-day stint as the head coach of
Leeds United. A true story, with Colm Meaney. 9/2,7,17.

DEAR JOHN [PG13]·Drama·2010·(1:48)
A soldier at home on leave and ready to retire falls for a
young college girl - but can their love survive his decision to
re-enlist in the wake of 9/11? With Richard Jenkins, from the
creator of The Notebook. 9/18,19,20,21,24,25,30,10/1.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS? [PG13]·RomanticComedy·2009·(1:43)
A Manhattan power couple on the marital skids witness a
professional hit - now the feds have placed them in the
witness protection program in rural Wyoming. Can they
survive the wild west? With Sam Elliot, Mary Steenburgen.

DISTRICT 9 [R]·Action·2009·(1:52)
An alien race is stranded for decades on Earth, living in their
own slum-like camp - but the always tense situation
threatens to go out of control when the decision is made to
relocate the aliens by force. A unique sci-fi actioner.

EASY VIRTUE [PG13]·Literary/Book Based·2009·(1:37)
The son of an upper-crust English family surprises them with
a new bride - a race-car driving, free-spirited American who
quickly finds herself at odds with his imperious mother. A
witty comedy, with Kristin Scott Thomas. 9/8,10,22.

THE FALL [R]·Adventure·2008·(1:57)
In a hospital a little girl with a broken collar bone meets a
bedridden man who starts telling her a fantastical story
which reflects his state of mind. As time goes by fiction and
reality start to intertwine in this uplifting epic. 9/30.

THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS [PG13]·Action·2001·(1:47)
A young L.A. cop goes undercover to infiltrate a gang of street
racers who operate a hijacking ring - but what will happen
when his cover gets blown? Amazing car chases and
non-stop action! 9/2,3,17,18,22,23,26,27.

FIRED UP [PG13]·Comedy·2009·(1:30)
Two high school football stars decide hooking up with sideline
hotties is better than getting clobbered on the field - so they
ditch the gridiron and attend cheerleader camp in this
energetic comedy. With Sarah Roemer. 9/5,10,19,22,23.

G-FORCE [PG]·Action·2009·(1:28)
In this wacky action-adventure saga, a team of trained
superspy guinea pigs head out to stop an evil billionaire from
taking over the world. Voices by Nicolas Cage, Penelope Cruz,
Sam Rockwell, Tracy Morgan, a Jerry Bruckheimer film.

G.I. JANE [R]·Drama·1997·(2:05)
As a political ploy, the elite Navy SEALS team accepts its first
female recruit into its rigorous training program, where no one
counts on her will to succeed. Directed by Ridley Scott
("Gladiator"), co-starring Anne Bancroft. 9/10.

GRACE [R]·Drama·2009·(1:24)
A woman carries her dead baby to full term and wills it back
to life - but now she has created an eating machine with an
unstoppable, bloodthirsty appetite. What's a mother to do?

HANNAH MONTANA THE MOVIE [G]·Comedy·2009·(1:42)
Hannah Montana is a big-time teen singing star - but she's
really Miley Stewart from Tennessee, which is where her dad
takes her to reconnect with her roots in this music-comedy
treat. With Rascal Flats, Taylor Swift. 9/24.

THE HOT CHICK [PG13]·Comedy·2002·(1:44)
A sexy teenager pegged as a snob wakes one morning to find
she's inhabiting the body of an older male small time crook -
but the new view she gets of herself and her life makes for
crazy comedy! With Anna Faris. 9/10,11,22.

HOW HIGH [R]·Black·2001·(1:33)
Two Staten Island stoners sprinkle the ashes of a departed
buddy into their homegrown pot, and accidentally develop a
super-strain weed that makes them smarter - next stop,
Harvard! 10/1,3.

THE INTERNATIONAL [R]·Action·2009·(1:58)
An unlikely duo - an Interpol agent and a Manhattan D.A. -
work to expose the money funding an international arms
smuggling. But powerful forces are working to stop them in
this globe-hopping thriller! 8/30,31.

A 3-D concert film of the 2008 Jonas Brothers "Burning Up"
concert tour, including documentary footage and interviews
with the band members. 9/12,19,29,30.

JULIE & JULIA [PG13]·Comedy·2009·(2:03)
Julie, a frustrated writer/blogger, takes on a project - making
every recipe in chef Julia Child's first French cookbook. The
true stories of Julie's struggles and Julia's battles are told in
this sharp comedy. With Stanley Tucci. 10/2,3.

JUNGLE 2 JUNGLE [PG]·Comedy·1997·(1:45)
A Wall Street broker gets the surprise of his life when he's
introduced to his long-lost son - who has been raised in the
jungles of South America! The fun begins when the pair
returns to Manhattan in this crazy comedy. 9/28.

K-PAX [PG13]·Drama·2001·(2:00)
A psychiatrist is treating an unusual patient - a man claiming
to be an alien from another planet who has enough veracity
to make the doctor doubt his own diagnosis. 8/30,31.

KABLUEY [PG13]·Comedy·2008·(1:26)
A sad-sack man helps his frazzled sister-in-law care for her
two energetic sons while his brother serves in Iraq - and he's
got a job as a life-size corporate cartoon mascot. A uniquely
absurd and touching comedy, with Teri Garr. 9/9,23.

KATE & LEOPOLD [PG13]·Comedy·2001·(1:58)
A scientist discovers a time portal under the Brooklyn Bridge,
and accidentally returns with a rich gentleman from 1876 -
who falls in love with a pretty market research analyst while
navigating the new modern world! 9/30,10/1.

LAKEVIEW TERRACE [PG13]·Drama·2008·(1:50)
A young, newly-married interracial couple moves into an L.A.
suburb - only they didn't count on their new neighbor being a
bigoted, tightly-wound and increasingly unhinged
African-American cop. With Kerry Washington.

LAST CHANCE HARVEY [PG13]·Comedy·2008·(1:33)
In London for his daughter's wedding - where nothing goes
right - Harvey, a rumpled jingle writer, meets an intriguing
woman. For both of them, this might be their last chance. A
wry romantic comedy with James Brolin, Kathy Baker.

LAW ABIDING CITIZEN [R]·Action·2009·(1:49)
His family murdered, a man rages against a justice system
that allowed one of the killers to live - so he plots a series of
revenge-motivated murders from his prison cell that leave a
city on edge. A taut, over-the-top thriller! 10/3.

Protect your right to laugh! Martin Lawrence presents today's
hottest African-American stand up talent. With Buddy Lewis,
Dick Gregory and Nikki Carr. (E401) 9/9.

THE MASTER OF DISGUISE [PG]·Comedy·2002·(1:20)
A nitwit Italian waiter discovers his family's long-hidden
talent for disguises - and he puts that skill to use to rescue
his parents from a sinister criminal in this over-the-top,
slapstick family comedy. 9/8,9,19,25.

MATILDA [PG]·Comedy·1996·(1:38) Danny DeVito.
The larger-than-life tale of a little girl gifted with genius
intelligence and magical powers - which she uses to survive
her self-absorbed parents and an evil private school
principal. Subversively charming, with Rhea Pearlman.

THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS [R]·Comedy·2009·(1:34)
The military's New Earth Army began using paranormal mind
control tactics decades ago - now a reporter is on a wild ride
as three former unit members collide in the Iraqi desert. A
dark comedy, with Jeff Bridges, Kevin Spacey.

MICHAEL JACKSON'S THIS IS IT [PG]·Concert·2009·(1:51)
Michael Jackson's This Is It chronicles the rehearsals for a
series of sold-out London shows - concerts canceled by his
sudden death. A unique, riveting backstage look into the
working style of the controversial King Of Pop. 9/12,13,28,29.

THE MUMMY RETURNS [PG13]·Action·2001·(2:09)
The mummy Imhotep rises to life in London, while the ancient
Scorpion King is resurrected in Egypt - now adventurer Rick
O'Connell and family must stop the supernatural battle
between the two or the world will perish! 9/15,19,20,30.

MURDER AT 1600 [R]·Crime·1997·(1:47)
A veteran Washington detective teams with female Secret
Service agent to investigate a murder at the White House -
the evidence points to the First Family, but can they
overcome the cover-up and solve the mystery? 9/4.

NICK & NORAH'S INFINITE PLAYLIST [PG13]·Comedy·2008·(1:30)
"Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist" A musician yearning for an
unworthy girl meets a young woman who likes his mix cds,
and they spend a wild evening cruising Manhattan looking for
a secret concert. 9/1,5,14,15,30,10/1.

NOTHING LIKE THE HOLIDAYS [PG13]·Christmas·2008·(1:38)
Their three kids, cousins and old friends reunite for the first
time in years at the Chicago home of Eduardo and Anna for
Christmas, setting the stage for a delightful tale of family
bonds and dysfunctions. 10/1.

OLD DOGS [PG]·Comedy·2009·(1:28)
A pair of middle-aged business partners and best friends find
their world turned upside-down when they must take care of
seven year old twins in this slapstick comedy. With Kelly
Preston, Bernie Mac. 9/1,5,15,16.

THE OPEN ROAD [PG13]·Drama·2009·(1:30)
A minor-league baseball player reluctantly sets off on a road
trip to reconnect with his estranged Hall-of-Famer father --
and to reunite him with his mother, who is stricken with a
sudden illness. 9/13,24,29.

OUT COLD [PG13]·Action·2001·(1:30)
A remote, no-frills Alaskan ski resort is staffed by a
rambunctious crew of hard-partying snowboarders - but
when a land developer with luxury plans arrives, the
outrageously comic battle lines are drawn! 9/3.

P2 [R]·Horror·2007·(1:38)
A workaholic woman gets out of the office late on Christmas
Eve - what a time to discover that the parking garage
attendant is a psycho who's got every escape route covered!
A superior, violent thriller! 9/24,25,28.

PANDORUM [R]·Action·2009·(1:48)
On a 22nd century spaceship, two officers awake from their
deep sleep with little idea of their mission or location. They
set out to find the answers - and meet up with a terrifying,
flesh-eating reality in this sci-fi thriller!

THE PILLARS OF THE EARTH (E113) [TVMA]·Drama·2010·(1:45)
A mysterious secret disrupts the succession to the English
crown, causing a power struggle to erupt in war. Leveraging
the conflict for his own ambition, Bishop Waleran will try to
destroy anyone who will stand in his way. 9/1.

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS [R]·Action·2008·(1:52)
Riotous, extremely raunchy comedy about two stoners who
become entangled in a mob murder and go on the run for
their lives! Produced by Judd Apatow (Knocked Up,
Superbad), with Gary Cole, Rosie Perez.

PLANET 51 [PG]·Action·2009·(1:31)
Planet 51 - a far-away world recalling 1950s America - is
paranoid about alien invasions from outer space. So when a
NASA astronaut lands and hysteria erupts, the young science
student who befriends him must save the day! 9/3,4,19.

PONYO [G]·Adventure·2009·(1:43)
The magical animated story of a young boy who finds a
goldfish on the beach - and when the fish turns into a little
girl, an incredible adventure begins! A delight for the whole
family, with Tina Fey, Liam Neeson, Betty White, more. 9/16.

THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG [G]·Animated·2009·(1:37)
In this sparkling animated Disney comedy, a young girl in
New Orleans dreams of opening her own restaurant when she
kisses a frog who claims to be a prince - that smooch leads
to an exciting, music-filled adventure 10/2,3.

QUARANTINE [R]·Horror·2008·(1:29)
A tv reporter and cameraman are among those who get
locked in a government-quarantined apartment building -
whose tenants are prone to violent rages and definite
zombie-like behavior! 9/2,4,5,22.

RACE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN [PG]·Action·2009·(1:38)
In this action/adventure, a cabbie and two aliens from
another planet - disguised as kids - go on the run from both
the military and a deadly mutant killer from outer space. Can
they get to their space ship and escape? 8/31,9/1.

RACHEL GETTING MARRIED [R]·Art House·2008·(1:53)
Coming out of yet another substance abuse rehab stint, a
struggling young woman returns home for her sister's
wedding - can she, and her family, keep it together for a
weekend? With Debra Winger. 9/3,10,14.

THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS [R]·Comedy·2001·(1:50)
Royal Tenenbaum abandoned his family of eccentric,
near-genius children years earlier - now he's trying to con his
way back into their graces in this offbeat comedy. With
Gwyneth Paltrow, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Bill Murray, more.

SAVING SHILOH [PG]·Drama·2006·(1:30)
The seemingly mean man next door has been accused of a
series of local crimes, but young Marty and his dog Shiloh
stand up for him in this satisfying family drama, based on the
popular novels. 8/31.

THE SCORPION KING [PG13]·Action·2002·(1:31)
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson stars as Mathayus the Arcadian,
a mighty warrior who wages a battle to the death against
Memnon the Scorpion King. 10/1,2.

SERENDIPITY [PG13]·Romantic Comedy·2001·(1:31)
A couple meets on Christmas Eve and sparks fly - but she
believes in destiny, and if this pair is meant to be together,
fate will make it so. Ten years later, the girl decides to give
destiny a hand. With Jeremy Piven, Eugene Levy.

SEVEN POUNDS [PG13]·Drama·2008·(2:03)
Loss, forgiveness, redemption all play a part in the dramatic
story of an IRS agent who decides to assist seven strangers
with critical needs - but how will an unforeseen romantic
encounter affect his mission? 10/3.

SEX DRIVE [R]·Comedy·2008·(1:49)
A Wisconsin teen - still a virgin - steals his brother's muscle
car and sets sail with buddies to meet his online
dream-come-true: the impossibly hot Ms. Tasty! A delightfully
bawdy, very-R-rated road movie/sex comedy. 10/2.

SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE [R]·Comedy·1998·(2:04)
Struggling playwright Will Shakespeare finds his muse when
he meets beautiful Viola, inspiring him to turn his bad pirate
melodrama into "Romeo and Juliet." A hilarious romantic
comedy, winner of 7 Oscars, including Best Picture. 9/20.

THE SIXTH SENSE [PG13]·Drama·1999·(1:47)
"I see dead people." The atmospheric thriller about a
psychotherapist and his spooked young patient is a riveting
experience. With Toni Collette, directed by M. Night
Shyamalan. 9/12,21,27.

SPEED [R]·Action·1994·(1:56)
Rush hour will never be the same! Oscar-winning
action-thriller about a city bus, wired to explode if it dips
below 50mph, and the wild ride that ensues. With Dennis
Hopper, Jeff Daniels. 9/11.

SPREAD [R]·Comedy·2009·(1:37)
A modern day gigolo is living the life of easy sex and fancy
digs -- until he meets a gorgeous young woman playing the
same game. When they fall for each other, decisions must be
made in this glossy romantic comedy. 9/5,13,17,21.

SPY GAME [R]·Drama·2001·(2:06)
A CIA veteran on his last day on the job in Virginia must use
all his resources and guile - including deceiving his bosses -
to help rescue a rogue agent captured by the Chinese. An
explosive thriller! 9/6,7,12,13,16,10/1.

STARZ INSIDE: THE FACE IS FAMILIAR [TV14]·Documentary·2009·(:54)
Don't I know you? Starz Inside: The Face Is Familiar explores
the careers of Hollywood's most talented and recognizable
character actors. Playing supporting roles for years, some
have gone on to become stars. 9/15.

STARZ STUDIOS (E233) [TV14]·Documentary·2010·(:14)
Previews of new movies, lively celebrity interviews, and the
latest Hollywood buzz as only Starz can deliver! 9/2,3,8
STARZ STUDIOS (E234) [TV14]·Documentary·2010·(:14) 9/9,10,13
STARZ STUDIOS (E235) [TV14]·Documentary·2010·(:14) 9/16,20,23
STARZ STUDIOS (E236) [TV14]·Documentary·2010·(:14) 9/23,24,27
STARZ STUDIOS (E237) [TV14]·Documentary·2010·(:14) 9/30

Starz takes you behind the scenes of the new film 'Resident
Evil: Afterlife'. 9/5,7,10,11,14,15,18,23,25.

THE STEPFATHER [PG13]·Horror·2009·(1:41)
A divorced mom falls for a man who preaches the importance
of family. But her teenage son has doubts, and a neighbor
thinks he looks like a murder suspect she saw on an
unsolved mysteries tv show - does the stepdad have a
secret? 9/1,2,12,13,20,21.

SUGAR & SPICE [PG13]·Comedy·2001·(1:21)
Pregnant and hastily married to her high school's star athlete,
a cheerleader and her kooky squad decide on the best path to
ensure financial security - robbing banks! A sassy, satirical
comedy, with James Marsden. 9/11,12,17,20.

SUNSHINE CLEANING [R]·Comedy·2008·(1:31)
A young single mom and her reluctant sister stumble into a
profitable though gruesome business - cleaning up violent
crime scenes. Can they rebuild their own messy lives? A
clever comedy/drama, with Alan Arkin. 9/15,24,27.

SURROGATES [PG13]·Action·2009·(1:28)
In a world where humans stay at home and send out their
better-looking surrogate robots, a cop must leave his house
to investigate a murder that threatens to bring the entire
system crashing down! A slick sci-fi actioner.

A small town girl has made a name in NYC as a fashion
designer. She's set to wed the mayor's son except for one
little detail - getting the husband she left behind to sign the
divorce papers! With Patrick Dempsey. 9/2,3,7,16,10/2,3.

SWING VOTE [PG13]·Comedy·2008·(2:00)
The hotly contested presidential election hinges on a single
vote - cast by a man whose everyday-Joe existence and
precarious relationship with his daughter could decide the
race. With Nathan Lane, Kelsey Grammer, George Lopez.

THE TAKING OF PELHAM 1 2 3 [R]·Action·2009·(1:46)
A NYC transit cop becomes an unlikely hero when a criminal
gang hijacks a subway train, demanding a huge ransom - or
else passengers start getting killed! A masterful thriller, with
James Gandolfini. 9/2,3,5,6,14,15,25.

The Next Generation: folks lost in the woods encounter
Leatherface and a family of psychopathic cut-ups. Watch
this one for the pre-fame performances of McConaughey and
Renee in a gruesome horrorfest! 9/3.

THE UGLY TRUTH [R]·Romantic Comedy·2009·(1:36)
A tv producer must work with a loutish cable-access host
whose caveman-style show on relationships becomes a
ratings hit - then she goes to him for romantic advice in this
raunchy comedy. 9/5,6,11,25,26.

UP [PG]·Adventure·2009·(1:36)
A retired widower follows his - and his wife's - dream to visit
South America, Attaching thousands of balloons to his house,
he embarks - but he's got a young Explorer scout stowaway!
A Pixar Best Animated Feature Oscar-winner.

WHATEVER WORKS [PG13]·Romantic Comedy·2009·(1:32)
An acerbic nuclear physicist-turned-chess teacher is
convinced he's the smartest person around and isn't afraid to
say so - but then he meets a young runaway who believes
him, and the parents who come to rescue her! 9/8,27.

XXX [PG13]·Action·2002·(2:04)
Xander Cage - extreme sports pro and maverick outlaw - goes
to work for the government trying to stop an Eastern
European villian who has dastardly plans. Blazing action from
the director of The Fast And The Furious. 10/1.

YEAR ONE [PG13]·Adventure·2009·(1:37)
Two inept hunter-gatherers are banished from their village in
the ancient world, and go on a epic comic journey - meeting
famous figures from the past and arriving in sexy Sodom.
With Oliver Platt, Hank Azaria. 9/5,6,18,19,27,28.

THE YOUNG VICTORIA [PG]·Drama·2009·(1:45)
Finding herself unexpectedly ascending to the English throne,
young Queen Victoria upsets expectations and discovers true
love with German Prince Albert in this finely shaded,
Oscar-winning story. 9/21,22,27.

ZOMBIELAND [R]·Comedy·2009·(1:28)
In a world overrun by zombies, two men - a hyper-talker and
a taciturn redneck - set out to rid the world of the walking
dead in this over-the-top horror-comedy. With Emma Stone,
Abigail Breslin, Bill Murray, Woody Harrelson. A great
philosopher once said, Stick around after the credits for 
Bill Murray's back-from-the-dead cameo! 9/4,5,11,10/2,3

2 FAST 2 FURIOUS [PG13]·Action·2003·(1:48)
A rogue L.A. cop is given the chance to start over in Miami if
he'll go undercover to nab a ruthless drug lord - an explosive,
non-stop parade of fast women, faster cars and relentless
chases! With Eve Mendes. 9/2,3,22,23,25,26,28.

2012 [PG13]·Action·2009·(2:38)
Solar flares creating instability at the Earth's core lead to an
apocalyptic series of spectacular natural disasters in this
blockbuster special effects epic. Mega-earthquakes, toppling
skyscrapers, massive tidal waves and more!

40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS [R]·Comedy·2002·(1:35)
Matt just had a bad breakup with his girlfriend and has
vowed to abstain from sex for 40 days - so now he meets the
girl of his dreams! Hilarious complications ensue in this racy
romantic comedy. 9/13,18,27.
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Head Case stars Dr. Elizabeth Goode graduate Magna Cum Laude from Wellesley College before earning her Master's Degree at Johns Hopkins University. Her limited experience in the field of psychotherapy, however, should not be looked upon as a negative. Indeed, her unconventional approach to therapy has made her a standout in the Hollywood community.
Played by Alexandra Wentworth: the co-creator, star and co-executive producer of “Head Case.” Currently an on-going contributor on “Oprah’s Fridays Live,” Wentworth was the host of 2003’s “Living it Up! with Ali & Jack.” Having made a name for herself as a regular on two seasons of “In Living Color,” Ali's dead-on impersonations of Cher, Cindy Crawford and Sharon Stone quickly became trademarks of the show. She followed up her stint on “In Living Color” with a starring role in the Fox series, “Hardball,” and appeared as guest host for two episodes of “Later.”

In an unprecedented move to develop a recurring role around a performer, “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” featured Ali on a road trip across the country in a $7 car in the program’s “sweeps” comedy piece. Since then, she’s been invited back numerous times as a regular guest. Her TV credits also include the memorable role as Jerry Seinfeld’s girlfriend, “Schmoopie,” in the series’ classic “Soup Nazi” episode.

Ali has appeared in movies such as Twentieth Century Fox feature Office Space, and starred in The Wonderful World of Disney’s remake of the classic film, The Love Bug. She also starred in the independent film Live Virgin, as well as the Michael Moore/CBS television pilot, “Better Days.” Her other movie credits include Trial & Error, Jerry Maguire, Daddy, Big Packages and The Real Blonde. Also an author, Ali’s first book was published by Warner Books entitled The WASP Cookbook, the book is a collection of 90 recipes (including 11 cocktails). “The WASP Cookbook details some of my best WASP family recipes, spiced up with a humorous commentary on life,” Ali explains.

A Washington D.C. native, Ali is the daughter of a political journalist and former First Lady Nancy Reagan’s social secretary. She honed the craft of acting at Bard College and New York University. Her stage credits include “Sexual Perversity in Chicago” and “Fool For Love,” as well as her one-woman show, “Deaf, Blind and PMS,” which she wrote, produced and directed. She is married to George Stephanopoulos and the couple has two young daughters.

Steve Landesberg is back as Dr. Myron Finkelstein in 10 all-new episodes of “Head Case.” He is best-known for his successful run as the erudite Sgt. Arthur Dietrich on the highly acclaimed television series “Barney Miller.” During his five and a half years on the show, he was honored by his peers with three consecutive Emmy® nominations and in 2006 was voted one of the Top 10 Quirky Television Detectives by TV Guide. Steve has guest starred on many television shows, including “The Tonight Show,” “Golden Girls,” “Cosby,” “Ghost Whisperer,” “Law & Order,” “That 70’s Show” and others. He also appeared in the movie Wild Hogs and Forgetting Sarah Marshall. As a standup comic, Steve continues to perform at colleges, concert halls and comedy clubs all over the country and Canada. Freudian psychiatrist Dr. Myron Finkelstein is definitely in the old-school camp of psychiatry. There are no problems he can’t blame on an obsession with killing your father and having sex with your mother. Dr. Finkelstein barely graduated with an MD and has been scraping out a living ever since Dr. Goode arrived at the practice.

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