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CLOUD:Hello. This is Cloud Strife. I came here from a better translated world!

CHEMISTI had a good feeling!

CLOUDGood feeling...? What are you talking about?

CHEMIST:That you're arrival here was not of this world!

CLOUD:Hmm.. at least I understood that. Well anyway, I helped this man named Ramza defeat baad things!

ARCHERThis is the way!

CLOUDThis..way...? What are you talking about!?!

ARCHERThat defeating baad things is the best way to do things.

CLOUDUhhh...Ahh.. here's Ramza now.

RAMZA1Aloha.

CLOUDAloha?!?! This isn't the time period to say that!

RAMZA2That's because he's an impostor! I'm the real Ramza!

CLOUD???

RAMZA1Aloha.

RAMZA3No! They are both impostors! I am the real Ramza!

CLOUD?!?!??!

RAMZA1Aloha.

RAMZA2YOU are the impostor!

RAMZA3Quiet, knave! Don't make me whip out my ULTIMA!

RAMZA2Oh yeah? I'll SCREAM so loud, that all my stats will go to max! Muehaha!

CLOUDUhhh..

CHEMISTHelp me!! I'm falling !

ARCHERMe too! Argh! Too many plot holes!!

RAMZA3EAT ULTIMA!

RAMZA2*SCREAM*

RAMZA1Aloha.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooommmmmm

CLOUDWhere will I cameo next? Racing Lagoon? Legend of Mana? Ooh, wait.. I hear Ehrgeiz calling me.....